JOKE TIME!!

POSTED BY: GreatBlackthorn
UPDATED: Monday, March 27, 2006 21:30
VIEWED: 1773
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GREATBLACKTHORN

Friday, March 24, 2006 11:50 PM

Mal is in the the bridge of Firefly. He recently sent Jayne on business. The com rings...

"Hey, Mal, it's Jayne, got in trouble!"
"What in the hell's happened?!"
"It's Badger, I think he's dead!"
"...Damnit Jayne...First make sure that he's really dead now..."
"...Ok"
*gunshot sounds*
"Ok, now what?"
"..."

She'll turn you in before you can say "Don't turn me in...lady..."

ODDNESS2HER

Saturday, March 25, 2006 12:27 AM

OK!

Simon's puttering around the infirmary when Jayne's frantic voice comes over the comm:
"Doc, come quick, I accidentally shot the Cap'n in his backside!"
Simon (shocked):"Rectum?"
Jayne: "Wrecked 'im, it nearly killed 'im!"

SAB39

Saturday, March 25, 2006 7:48 PM

Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Barge into her shuttle uninvited...

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Monday, March 27, 2006 9:15 PM

*warning - this one's a bit naughty!*

How many companions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But they get to choose which ones they screw.

SHINY1

Monday, March 27, 2006 9:30 PM

LMAO!!

I love my captain