Why doesn't Tom Cruise have a sense of humor?

POSTED BY: reginaroadie
UPDATED: Monday, March 27, 2006 21:33
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CHRISISALL

Monday, March 20, 2006 3:32 PM

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Originally posted by Finn mac Cumhal:
but maybe I’ll start lampooning Buddhism

Yeah, and I'l have to open up a can of Buddhist Jihad Woopass on ya! You know what that means, right?
Yep.
Y'all are gonna force me to meditate.

What's the sound of one hand hittin' me upside the head Chrisisall

LUCASHARPER

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 10:12 AM

Tom Cruise is a d*ck but he ain't the biggest fool around.

That'd be Katie Holmes... sorry... Kate Cruise...

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TANKIN

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 10:32 AM

I think it's safe to say that all religions augment profit off their surrogates. Whatever enigmatic deity conjured us, if that's the case, I doubt he'd care about our money. I mean...He created man, why would he have any need for something man created? Religion as a whole is flawed. Sorry, not spurning everyone's beliefs, or having a go at them. I'm agnostic too, I just think it wrong to exploit people's faith.

PS: Ever since Tom divorced Nicole, he's proven his idiocy time and time again. She's Aussie(like myself, so I'm bias), beautiful, intelligent, charming & witty, altruistic. All-in-all, one very special lady that he was too stupid to hang on to.

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here.

GIXXER

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 10:50 AM

Yup. Have you noticed that since he dumped Nicole, he's gone the "pick a girlfriend who is less pretty than him" route?

To be fair though, Collateral was about a hundred times better than I expected. Must've been a glitch.

AUSSAY

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 12:04 PM

Meh, Ive always thought Tom Cruise was a bit of a weirdo

I think the guy is getting a bit of unfair crticism though. I mean, expressed some opinions on his beliefs. So what? He jumped around on Oprahs couch, I mean I act a lot more crazy than that sometimes.

Still, trying to stop that South Park episode seems really retarded.

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REGINAROADIE

Thursday, March 23, 2006 5:03 AM

You know what was really funny about that ep? Normally on SOUTH PARK, they go out of their way to make any celebrity as ridiculous as possible. But I think their characterization of Nicole Kidman in that episode is probably the first time in their almost ten year history that they didn't make a celebrity look like an idiot. The Nicole Kidman in that episode was one of the few rational voices in the whole ep. She wasn't buying into Tom's shit at all.

I dunno. Maybe Trey and Matt have a soft spot for Nicole.

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AMYEL

Thursday, March 23, 2006 5:29 AM

A few years ago, Tom fired the publicist he's had for most of his career. She controlled his craziness and hid all of his wacky shit from the public. When she was dumped, Tom got his scientologist sister to do the job instead. That's why he "just" started being crazy--apparently, he was always fairly whacked but back then he had good representation.

PSILONAUT

Thursday, March 23, 2006 6:14 AM

i met tom cruise once, outside the coliseum in london. shook his hand and everything. but i tend to keep that little story to myself these days.

BSCPANTHERFAN

Thursday, March 23, 2006 6:27 AM

I read a news story Wednesday that insinuated that South Park was going to continue to have Chef by sampling Hayes's previous quotes and putting them together into new sentences. I had to work during the airtime of the new episode, but has anyone seen it, and if so, what was it like?

Oh yeah, and Tom is a wacko, but then again, I have a thing for redheads, so I may be biased.

So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well, who in the damn galaxy ain't!

11THHOUR

Thursday, March 23, 2006 6:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BSCPantherfan:
I read a news story Wednesday that insinuated that South Park was going to continue to have Chef by sampling Hayes's previous quotes and putting them together into new sentences. I had to work during the airtime of the new episode, but has anyone seen it, and if so, what was it like?

Yes, they did do a voice sampling thing for Chef (and weren't particularly trying to hide that they were cutting together old dialogue)... it was hi-larious. The whole ep was basically an in-joke about Isaac Hayes leaving, and why, and so the boys behind South Park just had a field day.

I don't want to give away any spoilers because the episode is just mercilessly funny.

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