umm..battlestar?
POSTED BY: terrifried
UPDATED: Saturday, March 25, 2006 20:26
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Pretty? LOL! You need your eyes checked. Well...thanks I guess. The ugly stick has seriously visited me over the years, and I still got dumped by my husband 6 years ago and he told me how he thought I looked, and what he had to say wasnt pleasent. I threw my picnic photo up so you gals and guys can at least see what sort of monster you are dealing with. That Xerogravity is seriously getting under my skin. I think he's fraking with us. Someone should kick his azz.
River
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Originally posted by XeroGravity:
River:
Oh phtphtphtpht. With a lil extra pht for good measure. Go fetch me a beer wench. Chipchip, chopchop, sukeysukey.
I'm up to the 2nd half of the season finale ~ will watch it tonight or tomorrow. SPOILER ALERT: crew-chief Tyrol is secretly the "Ike Turner" cylon model.
There you go again. Reading absurd notions into what I write. I have no problem with women warriors (in fact, I find it kinda sexy). But is it necessary to emasculate every man in the show?
Ok. Like Apollo for example. Katie Sackhoff is buck nekkid, rarin to go, and ready to make a little thunder between the sheets. Apollo, Mr. limp-noodle, backs off at the last minute. Someone get this fool some viagra.
But I can relate in a way. There was that time when my boat sunk in the Carribean and I was rescued by a yacht filled with lingerie and swimsuit models. I had to spend the next few months being the only man onboard a pleasure craft entirely manned by nymphomaniac supermodels. It was hard to hold onto my virtue and chastity (for at least the 1st 15 minutes).
Believe me. You can't know the hellish torments I had to endure. Not to mention the perils of the sea. More than once I had to dive overboard to save one of the swimming models from a man-eating shark. Do you have any idea how hard it is to beat down a tiger shark with a martini glass? It ain't easy.
Oh the humanity.
XG
queue up monotone lethargic voice...
I'm not going to sacrifice my love of sci-fi on your altar of cheesy soap opera drama.
Go fetch you a beer? get your own beer Blowboy!
Oh, and I am reading nothing into what you say...I call 'em like I see 'em. You are a complete sexist pig. Face it and know its the truth.
River
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I LOVE Battlestar. Awesome show!
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Originally posted by bellobard:eo
I LOVE Battlestar. Awesome show!
Whats your favorite BSG episode? Mine is The Hand of God, Valley of Darkness, Pegasus, Downloaded, Scar, and Flight of the Phoenix. I'm sure there are more, but I'm too tired to think of them.
River
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I never really caught the names of the shows. Hard to say what my fave is right now since I watched the DVDs ten hours straight
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Originally posted by bellobard:
I never really caught the names of the shows. Hard to say what my fave is right now since I watched the DVDs ten hours straight
That's a lot of watching, but you liked it and thats what counts!
River
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Originally posted by BWare42:
All I know is, the season finale was awesome! Totally unexpected turn of events. I love the new BSG!!
River - is that picture you? If so: VERY ATTRACTIVE
Time for some thrilling heroics.
Attractive? OMG! You have such low standards! I don't think so! I thought it would be a good idea to let you jokers see the freak show which is myself, so you at least have an image to hate and loath, and shake your collective fists at. In the end, who really cares?
River
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And what?
Am I supposed to be suddenly smitten by how insanely physically beautiful you are?
Ya. Ok. You're a classic beauty from french bloodline (sorry I know my bloodlines cuz I've crawled across that whole disgusting Euro-continent). You're francais bloodline (or next closest thing ~ prolly SE. Persian or Greek).
Hubba hubba. Yer a babe. Shmokin hawt 5-alarm fire kinda babe. BUT...
STFU!
(for the tea-totalling cussword-counting Frau Schnitzel's benefit, I spell out this acronyn... (S)hut (T)he (F)uck (U)p. Add (1) more to the "fuck" category.
Bitch and Dick are lookin a little lean. Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch and Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick. There... tally them up, fatten up the numbers, and lets balance it out. More where that came from.
Bitch bitch bitch dick dick dick. 3 more each. Hooray and shit!
XG
ps ~ I haven't gotten around to watching pt deux of BSG season-2 finale yet. But I'll have time tonight, so I will.
No such thing as gravity. The "Earth-that-was" just sucks.
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and yes I am blown away. yer a hottie. now go to hell.
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