The Mood From Hell - Rant here

POSTED BY: seryn
UPDATED: Friday, April 28, 2006 04:28
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KAYNA

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 5:16 AM

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Originally posted by Zaknrfama:
I am not sad! Damnit! Why am I not sad? This sucks! Somebody fix this! Make a crack about my mom or something! I can't fit in here if I'm not sad.

Why must I be optimistic?

Oh we're not sad. We're pi**ed. This is not the moping corner. It's for Ranting. Still. It's always good to laugh and your pst made me do that so you are welcome here.

And the rubbing off thing, you are very naughty.

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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

CAUSAL

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 5:23 AM

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Originally posted by safeat2nd:
At what age does one start disliking birthdays?

So I'm at my parents for my "birthday dinner". Don't get me wrong, I like my parents BUT I had a horrible revelation. I'm starting to see things through my dad's eyes.
What started it was, he's a big fan of tribute CD's. He has a tribute to Roy Orbison, Johnny Cash, Gordon Lightfoot, Bob Dyan etc. all the stuff I didn't like growning up.

Here's the scary part... I found myself liking the music. So I leave there feeling... well.. old and with Johnny Cash stuck in my head. I get home and pop in Space Above and Beyond, and there he is again, Johnny Cash.

I don't want to get old. I'm still a Toys R Us kid at heart...

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

The five horrible realizations of adulthood:

1) My parents were right all along (pick your subject: staying out too late, drinking too much, smoking, whatever).
2) When I am a parent, my children will pay no more attention to me than I did to my parents.
3) I never really appreciated the things my parents did for me.
4) Neither will my kids.
And the most recent for me, realized as I looked across the table at my 55-year-old father:
5) Someday, I will be that old.

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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

CRACKERS

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 5:54 AM

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Originally posted by seryn:
After a fine suggestion from Casualty. This is the place for the letting off of steam.

So, rant thee away...

AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

FRIZZIN…FRAKEN…FARKEN…FEGGIN…FUGGIN…FEEKEN…FUMMIN…FARKEN…FRAK!!!!!!

5 Days without a cigarette and I’m going LOONEY!!!

And I was carrying a gas bottle and the step gave out under the weight and my GORRUM foot went right through it! And yesterday I kicked the bucket which I couldn’t see it in the dark and my foot went right through that getting my bloody foot & ugg boot all bloody wet!!!
And where is that BLOODY Lottery win that stupid man on the TV said I would win if I entered. I’ll give him “gotta be in it to win it.”

Oh for a cigarette – My kingdom for a cigarette!!! AAAAARRRRGGGG!!!!!

"Sir knight, I've just pissed in my pants and theres nothing anyone can do about it." - Fort Hayes Commandant, 'Dances With Wolves'.

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Being CRACKERS provides sanity in an insane world!

CRACKERS

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 6:27 AM

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Originally posted by seryn:

Its bad enough seeing all the fat footie boozers proudly displaying their pasty hairy beer bellys at the first hint of sunshine peeking through the April clouds.

You know how you guys have signs saying shirts and shoes or we wont serve you? we don't have them, so trips anywhere become exercises in dodging the sweaty half naked bloke.

Half naked men with humungus Beer Guts

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Being CRACKERS provides sanity in an insane world!

"Damn, one day I'll come up with a qoute of my own, but it aint today!"

CRACKERS

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 6:52 AM

If you love someone let them go. If they come back to you they are yours. If they don't...
THEN BLOODY WELL HUNT THEM DOWN AND SHOOT THEM!!!

And I also dislike Irritating, arrogant, egotistical , aggressive & manipulative people; Tele-marketers; Finance Companies; The South Australian Government; Car requiring desperate maintenance when you’ve got no money; OPEC & the world oil price; Injustice...

Oh - oops! Thats enough ranting for one day, Hehehe - Gives back the saopbox and the megaphone.

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Being CRACKERS provides sanity in an insane world!

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Rowdy Roddy Piper (John Carpenter's 'They Live')

SERYN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 8:28 AM

As far as I was aware, the only heavy hitter on this board was Haken, the guy who made it.

And Citizen is just one of those super-intelligent blokes that you get on every sight like this, 'cept he also has a penchent for wading in and getting into arguments for the sheer entertainment value. Which is what I do as well, but with out the MegaBrain(tm) to back it all up.

Trust me, I feel like a clod around that lot on the RWED.

Aw, but thanks for calling me plucky! *hugs*

I've only just woken up, so i've nothing to rant about, so i'll get outta the way and let other people get on with business.

(p.s. The Day After Tomorrow is missable, but SG1? that sucks. *'nother hug if you want it*)

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.

CITIZEN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by seryn:
And Citizen is just one of those super-intelligent blokes that you get on every sight like this, 'cept he also has a penchent for wading in and getting into arguments for the sheer entertainment value. Which is what I do as well, but with out the MegaBrain(tm) to back it all up.

Super-intelligent? Naw, I have the Junior Encyclopedia of Intelligent things to say. I'd use the Adult version but it doesn't have pictures.

Likes smakin' 'em, CitizenIsArgumentative

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

RIVER6213

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 5:19 PM

Hi! Citizen!

Hey! No one's ranting in here! Where are all the rants and raves?

River

SERYN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 5:52 PM

yeah, this is just one of those quiet raver reading parties.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.

SASSALICIOUS

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 5:38 AM

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Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Hey! No one's ranting in here! Where are all the rants and raves?

Well here's another one from me.

So I was at work tonight and this girl comes up to us and says "I have this meeting tonight, do you know what room it's in?" My only thought is: I work in the DELI, why the fuck would I know where your event is taking place?, but instead I say "well, there's a list of everything going on in the building over there next to the map." She walks away, looks at the list, comes back and goes "It says it's in room whatever. Do you know where room whatever is". I reply "I don't know. Why don't you go look at the map? I'm sure it's on there."

HONESTLY. SHE WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE MAP WHILE FINDING OUT WHERE HER EVENT WAS TAKING PLACE. THE MAP THAT CAN TELL AN INDIVIDUAL WHERE ROOMS IN A BUILDING ARE LOCATED!!!!! HAVE PEOPLE GONE COMPLETELY STUPID? FURTHERMORE, I WORK AT THE DELI. I AM NOT THE INFO DESK. I DO NOT KNOW WHERE YOUR EVENT IS TAKING PLACE, NOR DO I CARE. THE CLOCK IS ON THE WALL AND THE ATM IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING FACE IF YOU'LL KEEP WALKING 3 MORE STEPS IN THE DIRECTION YOU ARE ALREADY GOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never mind the fact that I can't get ahold of anyone and I want to out to the bars tonight and I don't want to go by myself because it's not as much fun to get trashed by yourself. It's actually kind of sad.

AND the first day of spring was YESTERDAY and it's STILL COLD OUT!!!!!! I HATE WISCONSIN.

AND I'm still worked up about Bill Napoli from yesterday's rant.

*puts soapbox away for now*

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