The Mood From Hell - Rant here

POSTED BY: seryn
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MAL4PREZ

Monday, March 20, 2006 7:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by 1978:
and I have to go to knitting class tonight and it is going to snow tonight!

*sings*
Knitting in the snow!
I'm knitting in the snow!
What a glorious feeling...

Oops... Sorry, goofiness messing up tone of thread... I'll try to be angsty...

*clears throat*

I just got back from the dentist. I'm bleaching my teeth and can't have coffee or red wine or anything colorful for TWO WEEKS!

And to anyone thinking of telling me they no have pity because it's all in the name of vanity I say...

Um... yeah, so?

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

SERYN

Monday, March 20, 2006 8:04 PM

will your teeth glow in UV? how fun is that?

oh, sorry. Grrrr Arrgh!

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.

MAL4PREZ

Monday, March 20, 2006 8:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
will your teeth glow in UV? how fun is that?

oh, sorry. Grrrr Arrgh!

Wacky fun - I hadn't thought of that! I'll let you know... I have two fake teeth up front, could be a riot!

Um... my only serious rant today would involve it being the first day of spring and yet there will be no greenery or niceness in my local 'verse for at least a month. Why oh why do I keep moving north?

Some of you people that live in happy nature places go outside and pet a snowdrop or a crocus or something, okay? Appreciate that you have something more than mud and dead trees!

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

SERYN

Monday, March 20, 2006 8:41 PM

if it helps we don't have any snow drops or crocuses either. They maybe too pollution strangled. But we get our cherry blossoms starting in a few weeks, so I will wear some in my hair especcially for you!

ok, I started ranting in the Random thread, I think I need to move it here, and rub it out there. -

Yeah *shudder* having just spent the winter trying to avoid seeing (and failing miserably) rolls of fat splurging out over the tops of skinny fit jeans all winter, please PLEASE DONT make them take any more off. Its bad enough seeing all the fat footie boozers proudly displaying their pasty hairy beer bellys at the first hint of sunshine peeking through the April clouds.

You know how you guys have signs saying shirts and shoes or we wont serve you? we don't have them, so trips anywhere become exercises in dodging the sweaty half naked bloke.

A trip on the underground was unbearable. Which is why some bright spark hit upon the idea of fainting at the start of it.

Its not that I have anything against nudists, but if I wanted to see a saggy patsy arse or a pair of jungle tits swinging free, i'd enrole in life drawing class again.

(and btw, I'm fat myself, the difference being that I have taste, so i'm not just on a fat bashing mission, i'm on a stupid style-deprived, intellectually-retarded spoon-fed tasteless chav bashing one)

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.

MAL4PREZ

Monday, March 20, 2006 8:50 PM

This is my favorite - not a bad body story, just bad choice of outfits...

At Shakespeare in the Common a few summers ago, I was having a lovely time picnicing, and just as McBeth started (put yourself in a MacBeth frame of mind before you picture this), at that time of evening when the sky is glowing mellow and blue, this woman came and sat right in front of me. She was wearing black low ride pants and a black high rise top and a white thong that made this HUGE white T on her lower back. Something about the evening light made it GLOW. It was the funniest thing ever, I think people were guffawing for like 20 meters back.

Luckily she didn't stay long. Can't deal with that and "Out out damned spot" at the same time!

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

SERYN

Monday, March 20, 2006 8:56 PM

yeah, we had one like that, this woman had too tight everything, too tight bra, to tight tights, too tight knickers,under too tight lycra. hell, she looked like a caterpillar, all segmented, that or the Michelin Man.

And I can see how day-glo thongs and the scottish play just don't go together.

But the absolute worst thing ever?

Camels Foot Syndrome.

bleurgh! oh gods, its awful.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.

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Monday, March 20, 2006 9:02 PM

Wow, where do I start...

I ordered a mushroom burger and got, like, three pounds of mushrooms.

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That's all I got.
But friend, who will be known as Eward, has something to rant about:
I came home after school.... it was some day of the week, and my Uncle Pat was there..the blender was on and I didn't know why..I had already been informed we would be consuming sloppy josephs, which is what caused my confusion at the presence of the blender. It was a mystery as well how the fridge was deprived of everything. Bare. That was when I noticed that the lasagna I had been saving since CHristmas was gone. I felt anger. That was when I saw what was in the blender. It also answered the question of why nothing was in the fridge. I asked my UNcle Pat: What happened to Sloppy Josephs? He answered: Oh, they're in there somewhere.

I have seen the devil, and it is inside of a blender.

I too have an uncle...come in...

ARAMINA

Monday, March 20, 2006 9:35 PM

Got to start an anti-boy rant.

I got dumped yesterday. Goddamn boys says they're commited to you but as soon as you tell them you are too they run for the hills because you feel more than they do and they're never going to feel as much as you do. And how the hell does he know how I feel. Then he gets to go on and on and on telling me how we can be friends and I'm like um no. I don't want to be your friend. Crap for brains. Stupid men! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

This post was brought to you by a men-hating hairy feminist wannabe.

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DESKTOPHIPPIE

Monday, March 20, 2006 9:58 PM

I kept moaning because we didn't get snow. We never get snow in Dublin any more. Everyone else had snow and we didn't. I wanted to see some snow, dammit! It didn't have to stick or anything, I just wanted to see pretty flakes falling from the sky, instead of the sleet or hail we usually get.

Last Thursday it snowed.

And our heating broke down.

And while I'm at it ... I've wanted to get this off my chest for ages. Why the hell are people here bashing Buffy???? That's the last thing I expected on this forum! I've seen more snide comments about it here than I've had to put up with from my soap opera reality show loving housemates! Have any of you even watched the show???

I don't even understand what the problem is! Is it because it's set in a high school? Because they graduated after three years the same way most other students do! Is it because it has vampires and demons? C'mon, we watch a show about cowboys in space! If a sci-fi show can give a scarily accurate portrayal of our moderm world, why can't a fantasy show do the same?

I mean, we're all agreed that Joss is a genius, right? And he created Buffy and Angel as well as Firefly, right? So ... what? He just left his brain at home for the first eight years he worked in TV and ~then~ decided he was going to pour all his creative brilliance into a TV show?

I truly don't understand how sci-fi fans can dismiss a show like Buffy as being no more worthy than drivel like Charmed or (and this one had me fuming for nearly a week!) Beverly Hills 90210. Do you really, honestly, truly think that anything written by Joss would be even remotely as mind numbingly mundane as those shows?

I'm not saying that every episode of the show was perfect - there were some stinkers in the seven years it ran. And I'm not saying everyone should be a fan - I know a show about vampires isn't everyone's cup of O negative. What I ~am~ saying is that if you're not into a show about teens or vampires or whatever, you shouldn't dismiss it as bad writing. It's just a genre that doesn't interest you. That doesn't always mean that it's awful. I really expected Firefly fans, of all people, to know that.

Okay, rant over. *puts on flame proof suit*

SERYN

Monday, March 20, 2006 10:11 PM

there are people dissing Buffy?

BUFFY?!?

where are they? Lemme at 'em, oooooh they're gonna pay!

Cripes, Buffy was the only thing worht watching some times. And In over two hundred episodes, yes there are going to be bad ones, Hell, If Firefly had run for two hundred eps (oh gods don't we wish?) we'd be saying 'such and such and episode wasn't so great' but come on, only compared to their own standards, even an absolute Buffy stinker would still be infinitly preferable to all the season there wver where of Charmed.

God don't even mention 90210.

bleurgh. seriously, where are the anti-buffy posts? i've not seen them. (mind you, not left talk for a little while)

um, you got another one of those suits?

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.

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