Things You'll Never Hear on or about Serenity
POSTED BY: Kozure
UPDATED: Thursday, March 16, 2006 20:41
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Well, well, Jayne Cobb, as I live and breathe. I haven't seen you in an age. Remember how we used to play together as children? My father was Steward of your father's estate. Shame the priesthood didn't work out, still the money came in useful. Had me some fun with that. I guess I owe you an apology for that business with your sister. Still, no hard feelings, eh?
I heard you eventually hooked up with Liz, but after she passed away you took to soldier of fortunin'. Wish I'd done the same. That Lydia is a bloody nightmare.
(Normal service temporarily restored...)
*Clickwhizz* Blammmmm!
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Group of Reavers - "Amadeus, AmaDEus . . . Amadeus! Amadeus, AmaDEus . . . Amadeus! Amadeus, AmaDEus . . .oh oh Amadeus!"
Jayne - "Cobb. Jayne Cobb."
River - "I'd like to thank the Academy . . ."
Joss - "I'd like to thank the Academy . . ."
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Quote:
Originally posted by thesoapboxer:
Joss: You know what? The fans seem to really like this character. I think I'll let him live.
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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?
~Joss Whedon
THANK YOU!!! All bodily functions ceased after they killed Wash.
Mal: You know, whore is such an awful, ugly word. Inara, I apologize profusely for ever saying it.
Petaline: Oh, I could never take care of the baby in my state. Here, bring him up to be arrogant and chauvinistic, and while you're at it, take over the whorehouse too.
At last.
We can retire and give up
this life of crime.
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Quote:
Originally posted by otma:
River - "I'd like to thank the Academy . . ."
Joss - "I'd like to thank the Academy . . ."
Those are the funniest lines in this thread. Mine suck in comparison:
MAL: Make it so, Number One.
KAYLEE: She canna take much more o' this, Captain.
INARA: Well, the real reason I left Sihnon is that I'm pregnant with the Operative's baby . . .
"Some things stay with you, 'til the day you die."
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Jayne: Grenades? We don't need no stinkin' grenades..
Rae
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Quote:
Originally posted by Towelie:
Blue Hand #1: We finally caught up to you
Miss Tam...
River: Help me... the voices...
Blue Hand #2: Here's your bag. You left it at
the academy. Have a nice time.
HAHA, HI-larious!
"I'd like to thank the academie!" also funny as hell!
the Wash one: "I'll be back for series two" also had me rolling on the floor (I like sarcasm)
OK, now I'll give it a try
Joss Whedon (deadly serious): Thank you for cancelling my shows, it was about time that bullshit came to an end!
Joss Whedon (RE: deadly serious): President Bush is about the most intelligent person in the world, I wish I could be like him. He is my HERO!
Jayne to Mal: I am gay, take me sir, take me hard!
Kaylee to Jayne: Jayne, I thought I made it clear that I wanted you to paint over those awful flowers you draw at my door!
Jayne to Kaylee: I love you!
Wash to Zoe: I'd like to have a threesome with you and Mal...
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I am 94% Like River Tam
The Fugitive. You are clever and dangerous, which is a nasty combination.
The fact you are crazy too just adds to your charm.
They did bad things to you, but you know their secrets.
They will regret how they made you.
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Joss: Hmm, okay, at the end of the third movie I'll reveal that the Alliance is actually a puppet government run by aliens...
Mal: I know how we'll beat the aliens! We'll hook up the warp drive to the teleporter and create a plot device!
Book: Hey, I'm back! There were life-giving worms in the dirt you buried me in!
Wash: Me too! Sorry about the death thing, baby. Wana have kids?
Zoe: Sorry, I'm a lesbian now. And my partner's a witch.
Mr. Universe: I, however, am still dead somehow. Probably because nobody likes me.
No, I am not insane, I am crazy. Thank you for asking.
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