If the woman from Firefly were flavors, what would they taste like?

POSTED BY: agirlyman
UPDATED: Thursday, March 16, 2006 14:48
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AGIRLYMAN

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 11:42 PM

Well we know now that "Zoe" taste like "Sweet butter", but that got me thinking about all the other sexy woman on FF. Kaylee is a no brainer, she definately would taste like "Sunshine", Inara would be "Heaven", River I bet tastes like "Passion fruit", and Serenity would of course taste like "Freedom".

P.S. Oh yeah, and Saphron would taste like a mouse trap on your tongue!

AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!?!?!?

Tee Hee

WILDIGSTART

Wednesday, March 15, 2006 11:53 PM

huh.

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DARKJESTER

Thursday, March 16, 2006 1:18 AM

Well, River is made of chocolate.....

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PENGUIN

Thursday, March 16, 2006 1:19 AM

I'll be in my bunk...

KWICKO

Thursday, March 16, 2006 2:48 AM

I figured Kaylee would taste like strawberries. Inara... something exotic. Dates maybe? (Kind of a pun on her profession, too!) :)

A baby seal walks into a club...

KWICKO

Thursday, March 16, 2006 2:49 AM

River - hard to pin down. It's like a whole lot of flavors mixed together. Can't quite make out what it is, but it's got a helluva kick.

Zoe would taste like whatever the Cap'n tells her to taste like. Sir.

A baby seal walks into a club...

ANGELKING

Thursday, March 16, 2006 3:54 AM

You know... River would be like Sour Apple...
That would make sense right?

GINOBIFFARONI

Thursday, March 16, 2006 5:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by agirlyman:
Well we know now that "Zoe" taste like "Sweet butter", but that got me thinking about all the other sexy woman on FF. Kaylee is a no brainer, she definately would taste like "Sunshine", Inara would be "Heaven", River I bet tastes like "Passion fruit", and Serenity would of course taste like "Freedom".

P.S. Oh yeah, and Saphron would taste like a mouse trap on your tongue!

AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!?!?!?

Tee Hee

Since nobody else said it......

CHICKEN, they'd all taste like chicken

Must be the reaver in me.........

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While everyone's lost, the battle is won
With all these things that I've done "

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CEDRIC

Thursday, March 16, 2006 5:40 AM

I have to agree that Kaylee would taste like strawberries. Inara would have to be the richest chocolate around, perhaps coupled with some kind of exotic fruit. Zoe would have to involve hot peppers. River--yeah someone else pegged it right with sour apples.

And Saffron is already named after a spice, so duh.

Cedric

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LIMINALOSITY

Thursday, March 16, 2006 6:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:I figured Kaylee would taste like strawberries.

You have obviously never taken the pleasures of Buffy: it's Willow who tastes like strawberries. In fact, the eeevil Rack who tastes her essence, nicknames her "Strawberry."

Oh, what an evil thread! Oh, my evil brain that made me read this evil thread of the flavors of woman! Now I will have to imagine this and tell you what I imagine. Curse my inevitable ability to imagine!
There must be subtlety, not a single flavor, but a symphony of flavors, a jazz improvisation, a rock and roll noodling around on a riff of flavor....
Zoe: apple and peach with cinnamon
Kaylee: pineapple cream soda
Inara: cognac heated in a snifter, with a jasmine blossom floating in it
River: chamomile with a hint of cherry
Saffron: would be the most mysterious and alluring of all, why do you think so many men have fallen to her charms...raspberry orange and vanilla

.....I should conjure the men now, but then I would need my bunk!

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