Did You Hear About The Dyslexic, Atheist Insomniac?

POSTED BY: Calhoun
UPDATED: Friday, March 10, 2006 03:03
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THEPISTONENGINE

Thursday, March 9, 2006 11:50 AM

No. It's funny, I didn't see it before.

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Carry the Nuttin'

GOTKAYLEE

Thursday, March 9, 2006 12:11 PM

Okay I'm going to jump in here with one, because it's late and I just can't help it.
Let me preface this by saying that I am in fact blonde, and I still think blonde jokes are hilarious. So please don't judge me too harshly.
This is one of my favorites:
There is a brunette woman jumping back and forth on the railroad tracks chanting "16, 16, 16, 16..." when a blonde woman walks up and asks her what she's doing.
The brunette doesn't answer, she just continues to jump back and forth chanting "16, 16, 16, 16..."
After watching her for a moment, the blonde decides to join in and starts jumping back and forth on the tracks.
Not long after, the train comes by. The brunette jumps out of the way and the train hits the blonde.
After the train passes, the brunette returns to jumping on the tracks and starts chanting "17, 17, 17, 17..."

Horrible, yes, I know. And yet.

"They were little geisha dolls with big heads that wobbled!"

ASARIAN

Thursday, March 9, 2006 3:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by gotkaylee:

Okay I'm going to jump in here with one, because it's late and I just can't help it.
Let me preface this by saying that I am in fact blonde, and I still think blonde jokes are hilarious. So please don't judge me too harshly...

Blondes and trains, uh? :) Here's one I recall:

A blonde is sitting in a moving train. Suddenly her cell phone rings. Confused she picks up: "I can't believe you could find me here!" :)

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

THEPISTONENGINE

Thursday, March 9, 2006 4:55 PM

Two guys walk into a bar. One fell forward and one fell backwards. What happened?
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The bar was waist high and the second guy was a midget.

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Carry the Nuttin'

ZOID

Thursday, March 9, 2006 6:48 PM

Why did the conjoined ('Siamese') twins go to Britain?

So the other one could drive for a change...

(NB: Reflexively, it works if you're British, too.)

Shamefully,

(Name Withheld To Protect Family From Reprisals)

P.S.
re: A thief, a credit card and a wife

Calhoun: Some things are too spookily true to be funny. Thanks for making us married men consider taking the 'dirt nap', once again.
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"Honey? You should see all the money I saved you today. Come help me get the boxes out of the car." -My darling wife, from her series of personal lectures, which I refer to as, On Microeconomics and Personal Finance...

MILFORD

Friday, March 10, 2006 3:03 AM

All you guys are killing me with these jikes. I have one.

How do you catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and pour in a bag of frozen vegetables. Then, when the polar bear stops to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole. If you read it outloud it's much better.

Leaning into the wind that used to carry me-Stavesacre

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