CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #16: BIG DAMN BWAH!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 14, 2006 05:49
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Quote:
Originally posted by CHOLLETT:
Reaver (OS): "You cheated."
Mal: *click* "Pirate."
HA! Nice!
Ummm...I'm terribly unfunny at these, but hey. I get such a kick out of reading everyone else's!
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Yo ho ho, Chollett!
Mal: Monkey!
bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----
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or to put a Firefly twist on Bunny's:
Mal: Terrifyin' Space Monkey!
OR
Mal: llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama DUCK! llama llama llama...
OR
Mal: Let's see here, Serenity Hunting List...got me a duck, a reaver, a lizard, 2 goldfish and wait...Llama? I don't remember seeing any--LLAMA! *BLAM!*
OR getting Matrixy
Mal: Dodge this!
OR
Mal: Gorram beagles may have smallish droppings, but man do they scurry about! Hold still gorram it!
OR
Mal: Check out my new train whistle! WHOOOOO WOOOOO!
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Mal: It's not polite to point. But it is fun, especially with a gun!
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Mal: Guns don't kill people...I do!
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Mal: Guns don't kill people, physics does! And failing that, I got me a reader who's got mood swings of a sort...
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Mal: NEVER! touch my browncoat...
and the fun is never ending!
BWAH!
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Mal: We want you, we want you. We want you as a New recruit.
or
The camera man had to learn the hard way not to take Nathan's danish in the morning.
or
After careful and lengthy scrutiny Nathan realises that the gun is really the centre of the show.
or
The people at Fox didn't find Firefly appealing enough to the grotesque masses. To improve this Mal must now point with a gun and bullet.
or
Mal: Uncle sam eat your heart out!
or
Jewel: Oh my God Nathan! You just blew his head off.
Nathan: He drove me scooter.
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After Mal's gun was found missing this photo was taken of Nathan pretending to be, what he called, a 'Big Damn Hero'.
or
Nathan just can't get enough of his mirror.
.....
"It's just an Object"
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Quote:Whoever said I was anti-StarWars? I'm a great fan of the SW extended universe...which is why I hate Lucas. He f*%^ed up everything written around SW with a bit of crap fanfiction.
Originally posted by mattcoz:
I don't get why so many people here are anti-StarWars.
JAYNE (o/s): "Mal, there's another heckler!"
MAL: "I see 'im."
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Mal: So, Inara has typhiod, Kaylee was bitten by a rattlesnake and Jayne drowned when fording the river. Time to go hunting! Ooh, I just picked up 1,064 lbs of food from that one little buffalo!
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
Mal: So, Inara has typhiod, Kaylee was bitten by a rattlesnake and Jayne drowned when fording the river. Time to go hunting! Ooh, I just picked up 1,064 lbs of food from that one little buffalo!
Sweet! Oregon Trail reference! How weird is that?
Mal: No power in the 'verse can st--OW OW! HAMMIE! OW!
OR
Mal: Look Ma! I'm a "shooting star"!
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Even in 2517, road rage has the exact same look.
OR
Mal: Oota goota? OOTA GOOTA? I'll oota goota you, you green, scaley, sucker-fingered goon!
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This display had to be removed from the Firefly Wax Museum. Apparently it kept causing boyfolk to wet themselves, and caused all the womenfolk to, uhh...wet themselves...
well, it didn't take me long to degenerate again...
BWAH!
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Patience (OS): "Eh, ... or we could talk more?"
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Heres my paltry attempts...
Mal: ok... patience... shoot at me again and I might start to take it personally.
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Mal: Does this make my butt look fat?
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Mal:I said FOCUS the camera!
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Mal: Um yeah... I'm gonna need you to come in on saturday.... yeah, that would be great. oh and um... Those TPS reports... yeah...
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Mal: Heeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeessss Mally!!
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Hey check this out, I improved on that look Zoolander taught me.
yup, mostly dumb. But I laughed anyways.
"There's no place I can be since I found Serenity..."
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