Quotes from our beloved Wash *Warning: Spoiler*
POSTED BY: aimingtomisbehave
UPDATED: Thursday, September 21, 2006 23:18
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How about:
"Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon."
Loved the delivery!
Two of my other favorites are my tag line and my signature.
"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."
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Two from War Stories:
Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey!
Mal: She swore to obey?
Wash: Well, no. Not... But that's my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There's obeying happening right under my nose'
And this exchange, all but nonverbal:
Niska pulls off Mal's blindfold - he's filling Mal's field of view, grinning like a Cheshire cat. Wash is a tiny background figure, still blindfolded, no idea what's going down.
Mal:
Wash: Whhaaaaaattttttttttt???????????
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I love the end of the first exchange of the crew in the BDM:
Mal: Just get us on the ground!
Wash: That part will happen pretty definately.
and of course:
(and this may have been said already)
Wash: Wacky fun.
Jayne: You wanna go little man?
Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.
How much is that little Geisha in the window?
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OK, this is an especially tough one since Wash is my favourite character, but I have to go with TRASH - it's not my favourite Wash episode but it's my favourite Wash scene:
WASH
I'm confused...
SAFFRON
You're asking yourself, if I've got the security codes, why don't I go in and grab it for myself?
WASH
No. Actually...I was wondering...
(to Mal, suddenly) What's she doing on the ship!? Didn't she try to kill us?
SAFFRON
(rolls her eyes)Please nobody died last time.
WASH
We're in space. How'd she get here?
MAL
She hitched.
WASH
I don't recall pulling over!
And Kaylee's expression is just hilarious, always count on Kaylee to laugh at Wash's jokes.
Poor old Wash usually seems to be the last person to know anything, as he's almost always up in the bridge, for example in the movie when they rescue the Mule from the Reaver ship and Simon and Mal fight. The wide shot of Wash all alone saying "Hello?" is priceless.
We're still flying.
That's not much.
It's enough.
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"Jerry Lewis IS FLYING THE SHIP!! Oh god! Down with ding. Im in space to fly"
Well this isnt really a quote but is from Alan's commentary from The Message
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"Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower. Somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross.."
And:
From 'The Message', after Tracey nearly shoots him: "Ow?"
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My personal favorite is the one I use most often, the response to 'define interesting'.
But, another one I like is a brief bit in the Serenity comics.
(Mal hands Wash some coin)
Mal: Get her filled up
Wash: With dirt? Cheap dirt? 'Cause that's all this is gonna get us. KF
~KF
Lord, I'm walking your way. Let me in, for my feet are sore, my clothes are ragged.
Look in my eyes, Lord, and my sins will play out on them as on a screen. Read them all.
Forgive what you can and send me on my path. I will walk on until you bid me rest.
~Haven Prayer
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mine is
"so when did this become not funny"
i love the word choices the writers gave Wash
like
"not so much"
also used by others.
also,i can kill you with my brain
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Quote:
Originally posted by garbagecanmusic:
I love the end of the first exchange of the crew in the BDM:
Mal: Just get us on the ground!
Wash: That part will happen pretty definately.
Yep, I liked that part a lot better than the "oh god oh god we're all gonna die" line as well.
The soup one mentioned earlier is definitely great as well.
Though not a line I also like the scene in The Message where Tracy has had a few minutes of screen time after he "wakes up" and everyone finds out he's not dead, so it kind of settles in with you, but you don't really put it together that Wash still hasn't seen him yet. Then when Tracy goes up to the bridge, Wash kind of double takes and then freaks out. Good stuff.
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"MMMMMMM....... Wife-Soup, I done good."
"We are a peaceful racee, we must live together in harmony." (From Shindig, talking to the "Alien")
Wash(Angry): You know why I have little plastic dinosaurs Mal?
Mal: No Wash, I don't. Why?
Wash(Still Angry): Because little plastic army men cost too much on a salary like mine!
(By the way this quote isn't exactly from anywhere, I just heard someone at school say it.)
Rock on Wash! May your soul soar forever, or have you mysteriously come back with Shepard in the sequal!
Hahaha! Mine is an evil laugh... Now die!
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