CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #16: BIG DAMN BWAH!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 14, 2006 05:49
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Mal: Now THIS is a Force to be reckoned with.
OR
Mal: You're a disease, and THIS *click* is the cure.
OR
Mal: You burned it! You burned it all up! Damn you, DAMN YOUSE TO HELL!
Reaver(OS): Dude, what part of "Reaver" are you not getting?
OR
Mal: You think this is impressive? Wait until you see my real weapon!
OR
Mal: So, if I hit a guy at 500 yards with NO scope, I get to be a Saint too, right?
Shepherd(OS): Ahhh, it doesn't quite work that way...
BWAH!
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The last thing a FOX exec ever lays eyes on.
BWAH!
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Nathan's attempt at killing the fly that landed on the end of Sean's nose was later seen as a bit... excessive.
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: Looks like I'm winnin' this here knife fight.
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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Reaver (OS): "You cheated."
Mal: *click* "Pirate."
OR
Mal: "Everybody stay calm, we are taking over the ship!"
Victim (OS): "This ship cannot be crewed by 4 people. You'll never make it out of the valley."
Mal: "Son. I'm Captain Malcolm Reynolds." *Click* "Savvy?"
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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Nathan: "You want how much for that comic with me on the cover?"
"That's the buffet table....."
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:
Nathan: "You want how much for that comic with me on the cover?"
Rutting hi-larious!
Mal: I don't think so, Tam.
OR
Mal: GUN! Beats rock, paper, and scissors every time...
OR
*click click click click click*
Jayne(OS): Did you even load the gorram thing?
*click click*
Mal: Well I am *click* pretty sure I *click* must be something wrong with the firing pin
*click click*
Jayne(OS): Great, so now I get et and then *BLAM!* ARGH!
Mal: I fixed it!...oops...
OR
Mal: Who's petty now?!?
Inara(OS): *gulp*
gosh this is a fun Caption Tightpants!

BWAH!
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Mal: "Okay, so here's how it is. This ain't gonna end well for you, but i will give you some choice in how this goes. You wanna see it coming or face the wall?"
yeeeugh. Morbid.
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MAL:"Know what your problem is? I'm too good looking."
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MAL:"See Two-fry, this is the barrel of the gun, where all the painful bullets shoot out of. Now THIS is the trigger, which--"
*BLAM*
MAL:"Oops."
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