CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #16: BIG DAMN BWAH!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 14, 2006 05:49
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mantichorus:
With preternatural ability, Mal picks out George Lucas in the audience.
Just PERFECT!!!
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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:
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MAL: "Do you want to own this pistol? Well... You can't."
OR:
Mal objected to Jayne's taste in music, as it played on the new in-mule stereo.
OR:
MAL: "For the last time Jayne, I'm not naming my gun!"
JAYNE (Off screen): "Aw, come on Mal. I like the sound of 'Matilda'."
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fitz:
Mal- You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Fox Exec- What?
Mal- Oh, it's just something I ask all my prey. I just like the sound of it.
BLAM!
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"You think you know... What's to come... What you are... You haven't even begun."
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Malcolm Reynolds bargain dentistry...
Or
Jayne(O/S): Mal, whadda ya mean 'Just like William Tell'?
Or
Mal: Now you must be asking yourself, did I fire twelve bullets or only eleven? Well do you feel lucky, do ya, punk?
Or
Mal: You lookin' at me. Are you lookin' at me? I don't see anyone else here, so you must be lookin' at me...
Inara(Entering): Mal, what are you doing?
Mal: Bwah!
And because it was so good I had to rip it off erm honour it:
Quote:
Originally posted by Veteran:
Mal as Crocidile Dundee: "That's not a gun. Now this .... is a gun."
Inara: Mal, that Reaver's got a Knife!
Mal: Sure, that's a Knife, but this ain't...
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
You should never give powers to a leader you like that you’d hate to have given to a leader you fear
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Quote:I don't get why so many people here are anti-StarWars.
Originally posted by Mantichorus:
With preternatural ability, Mal picks out George Lucas in the audience.
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Mal: Okay, I'm lost, I"m angry, and I'm armed
Inara (OS): I told you we should have stopped for directions an hour ago
OR
Zoe (at the other end of the gun): Well, Cap'n, didn't think you were carrying my bullet along with Tracy's.
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Quote:
Originally posted by mattcoz:Quote:I don't get why so many people here are anti-StarWars.
Originally posted by Mantichorus:
With preternatural ability, Mal picks out George Lucas in the audience.
There is a difference between Anti-SW and Anti-Lucas. I love the original movies and the RPG(W.E.G. version) and many of the books. However Episodes I, II and especially III were nothing more than eyecandy to take our money. Vader is now a wuss, Windu dies a moron, and Jar Jar exists, all thanks to Lucas. Bad, bad Lucas. It may be his 'Verse, but unlike Whedon, he didn't do his fans service by wrecking the paradigm...but this is all for another non-fun-and-frolicy-captioning thread...back to the game!
Mal: You want to run my ship?! *click*
Jayne(OS): Ummm...no?
OR
Mal: Also, I can kill you with my gun.
OR, alternatively
Mal: Also, I can kill you with my dashing good looks.
OR
Nathan: BWEEEE! errr BWARRR! errr BWOO! errr uhhh BWOOPOOPDOOPSHEEDOO! uhh errr ah! BWAMALAMADINGDONG!
Joss(OS): *sigh* No wonder he's signed to do a "Slug" movie...
OR
Nathan was all alone after he took playing the BWAH! cardgame too seriously...
(Okay, so I'm shameless...we've covered this before! LOL!)
BWAH!
TCM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fitz:
Mal: Im about to do somethin' I shoulda done a long time ago...
Managing director of Fox: No, wait I can explain...
Mal: BLAM!
All y'all's captions are funny but I like this one best. It kinda resonates with me.
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Quote:The most evil thing Anakin/Vader ever did was in Ep. III, so I don't see him as a wuss. Honestly, I was shaking.
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Vader is now a wuss, Windu dies a moron, and Jar Jar exists, all thanks to Lucas.
Windu was killed by the Emperor, how does that make him a moron?
Jar-Jar... ok, got me there, no excuse. He wasn't that bad though.
You can disagree with some of his decisions, but you can't take away everything that he gave us. In a way, without him we wouldn't have Firefly.
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"I believe you were asked to turn off the cell phone."
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