CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #16: BIG DAMN BWAH!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 14, 2006 05:49
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pardon me, my darkside is showing:
Jayne(OS): I won't get et! You shoot me if they take me!
Mal:
Jayne(OS): Augh! Get 'im off me!
Mal:
Jayne(OS): OW! Biting! Gorram boogey man is bitin' me! MAL!
Mal:
Jayn(OS, fading into the distance): MAAAAaaaaaaal! They're cuttin' me and *unziiiiip* AI YA! SHOOT ME MAAAAAALLLLLL!
Mal: Now that is how you betray someone, Jayne.
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"So, Simon, you're awake, you're facing me. Kinda wishin' you was armed right about now."
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Gee, thanks for the votes! And there's my portrait, too!
Let's get more surreal. Weirder. More bizarre:
Captain Reynolds: I don't know who you are, Mr. Red-Haired Arm-Waving Man who keeps telling us how to live our story, but I swear to your God that if you leave any more of Inara's scenes on the cutting-room floor...
bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----
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MAL:"This sure ain't a barrel o' monkeys you're lookin at..."
OR
(Dukes of Hazzard style)
VOICEOVER:"Looks like somethin is about to go down in town. Looks to get interesting, with them Reavers up close and personal..."
OR
NATHAN:"SUMMER!!!"
OR
MAL:"LEEROY JENKINS!"
OR
MAL:"This is my very favourite gun. I call her Stacy..."
OR
MAL:"LEGGO MY EGGO!"
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Simon: Hey, I'm unarmed!
Mal: Didn't you see the movie? I can shoot unarmed men now.
Kaylee: Now see, this'd be the perfect time for a swear-word.
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LOL, mattcoz!!!
Nathan: This is for whoever changed my hair for the movie. ('Cos FloralBunny liked the old "do" better)
bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----
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Look, I'm Malcolm Reynolds, and I just want my gorram parking space. You got a problem with that?!?
-aztechrome
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OR...
Look, I'm Nathan Fillion. Can't you guys wait until I get inside for autographs. I just want my gorram parking spot!
-aztechrome
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With preternatural ability, Mal picks out George Lucas in the audience.
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Nathan: So, who gets the Oscar for Best Actor?
Hoffman (OS): You!!! Just... put the gun down... You're not Mal at the moment...
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20 conversions and counting!!!
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