Did You Hear About The Dyslexic, Atheist Insomniac?
POSTED BY: Calhoun
UPDATED: Friday, March 10, 2006 03:03
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Melam wrote:
Monday, March 06, 2006 23:29
Two prostitues are crossing the street. The first turns to the other and says, "No soap, radio."
I dont get it.. am I thick? :)
Ah, see, that's the thing. You aren't suposed to get it. Nonhumor and such.
"Putting the Me in Mercinary, Jayne Cobb."
"Joss, what is the future of television? What will we watch? And how will we watch it? Surely you must know, for you are wise, and slender."
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Gandhi use to walk around all the time with no shoes on, so his feet were really tough. He also frequently went on hunger strikes, which made him weak and, as normal, as caused bad breath. However, it is also said because of his hunger strikes, he also had visions.
So: Gandhi was a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
"I also hear that there's something called Firefly, which is either a canceled science-fiction television show or a new religion, I'm not clear on that. Either way, prayers for the resurrection are involved." – Lore Sjoberg
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Hehehehe... Gandhi
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Calhoun wrote:
Tuesday, March 07, 2006 15:35
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Mark wrote:
Monday, March 06, 2006 06:59
Twelve spheres of unendurable brightness spalled the velvety blackness of space.
The silence on Lester Tourville's flag bridge was absolute
And then the spell was broken as Shannon Foraker looked up from her console from where she had just sent a seemingly innocent command to the main computers of State Security's finest Superdreadnoughts.
"Oops." She said.
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I know the names Lester Tourville and Shannon Foraker.. but cant quite place where from..
Aha! Of Course! My favourite book series of ALL TIME! Honor Harrington
I should have picked that much sooner....
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Originally posted by tealcandtrip:
Gandhi use to walk around all the time with no shoes on, so his feet were really tough. He also frequently went on hunger strikes, which made him weak and, as normal, as caused bad breath. However, it is also said because of his hunger strikes, he also had visions.
So: Gandhi was a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
you are so my hero
"The world's divided into two groups, panda's and alligator boys."
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Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have ducked.
Why did the kindergartener cross the playground? to get to the other slide.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He won't come anyway.
"The world's divided into two groups, panda's and alligator boys."
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Originally posted by zoid:
One woman with a certain hair color notices another woman of the same certain hair color walking on the opposite river bank from herself. She yells, "Hey! How can I get to the other side?"
The other woman replies, "Duh! You're already on the other side!"
Ahem! And WHAT hair color might THAT be?
Hmmmmmmm?
Mal-licious
I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
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Originally posted by Calhoun:
He would lie awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
dog is my co-pilot......
...and we all shine on...
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Mmmm-Ahhh!-Lishus queried of Her servant:
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Ahem! And WHAT hair color might THAT be?
Hmmmmmmm?
*zoid looks about nervously for someone else to cast blame upon*
Uh... The devil made me do it?
Adoringly,
zoid
P.S.
How've ya been, beautiful? I haven't seen you hereabouts in a looooong while, and have missed hearing (okay, 'reading') your voice. We probably just haunt different threads, or something...
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"I aim to misbehave." -Capt. Mal Reynolds, Serenity, a.k.a. 'the BDBOF'
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Calhoun wrote:
Saturday, March 04, 2006 21:10
A friend of mine had his credit card stolen recently but decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Posted this way back early on in the thread, no one commented, could be it went un-noticed. Or am I the only one thinks it funny? :)
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