CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #16: BIG DAMN BWAH!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 14, 2006 05:49
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Well this week's winner is a secondtime C2T winner! FLORALBUNNY is leaving her mark! Sorry, bad pun, but here is her votegetter!
Congrats! Now, as is popular with me, I like having the namesake in alot of these, so here he is again, Ol' Tightypanties his self:
Nathan: HEY YOU! Yeah, YOU! The fan in the 'Browncoat' t-shirt! Quit lookin' at my ass! BWAH!
Okay, let's see who can take Mal down in this Caption Tightpants Shootout!
BWAH!
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Mal as Clint Eastwood: Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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Inara (OS): Mal, you already stabbed him...
Mal: Yeah, and?
Inara (OS): And punched him in the groin, and knocked his teeth out - and he broke his ankle trying to run away. Do you really have to shoot him?
Mal: Come on, 'Nara, he was dissing you...
Inara (OS): He only tripped over my dress!
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Mal: Im about to do somethin' I shoulda done a long time ago...
Managing director of Fox: No, wait I can explain...
Mal: BLAM!
Men of Honour - This is something the captain has to do on his own...
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Mal does his best Constantine Maroulis pout behind his gun.
OR
Mal: "Best you just back away real nice and slow...."
OR
Mal: "WHAT?!? Brokeback didn't win? But...the cowboys...the western...sure they were sly, but still...how could they lose?"
*BLAM*
OR
Mal: "I swear if your caption touches unpleasantness I will END YOU."
OR
Mal gives a stern warning against giving him a bad caption.
OR
Mal does target practice with the Reaver remains.
OR
Mal: "3 6 MAFIA?!?!?"
OR
Mal (to academy members): "Maybe next time you'll remember to nominate the BDM for something, dong ma?"
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Anyone: "And the cat made-"
Mal: *BLAMMO!!!!!!!!!*
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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Quote:
Originally posted by CHOLLETT:
Anyone: "And the cat made-"
Mal: *BLAMMO!!!!!!!!!*
Okay, this just earned the first Honorable Mention for C2T! Congrats for making me snarf my cola!
Mal: Mercy is the mark of a good man... *BLAM!* ...guess I'm a monster...
Kaylee(OS): Told ya so!
OR
(for my friend)
Mal: Sly cowboys?!? SLY COWBOYS?!!? What, is Wiccy writing movies now? You just put that film back in the canister nice and slow now...
OR
Mal: If your hand touches remote, I swear by my pretty floral undies, I will end you!
BWAH!
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Mal realized that it was only him and Mr. Rogers left in the Ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny.
Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?
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"SameErtia, you grab my buttocks one more time, and I swear by your pretty floral undies I will end you. Dong ma?"
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Mal: "Leave the Victoria Secrets catalog on the ground and walk away."
or
Mal: "If I hear one more comparison to Han Solo, the Wookie gets it"
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