CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #15 - Oh GO SE!

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 7, 2006 00:46
VIEWED: 9150
PAGE 4 of 5

PREV PAGE 1 2 3 4 5 NEXT PAGE

RIVERSONG

Friday, March 3, 2006 8:05 PM

Jayne: Uh, Cap'n? Know what's worse than off-loading a cargo of cattle?
Mal: No, Jayne, what?
Jayne: Seeing that same herd stampede back at us after being spooked by the mule!!!

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, March 4, 2006 6:22 AM

Mal: Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their sh*t!

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, March 4, 2006 6:32 AM

a nod to the song Cows with Guns
http://www.3dweb.no/galleri/stuestolbm/bilder/anim1.swf

Jayne: Hey, Cap'n, cows don't know how to shoot guns, right?
Mal: Uh, right. Mind tellin' me why you're askin'?
Jayne: Maybe somebody ought tell them that...I think they just got Shepherd, and are headin' this way.

OR (a nod to Kung Pow)

Jayne: Some guy in his pajamas is up on that ridge goin' all Jackie Chan with some cow.
Mal: Huh.

BWAH!
TCM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Avail yourself of my trade!
Original Firefly T-shirts, posters, mugs and more at:
http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew
*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=13&t=12622
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In or near Ohio? Join us!
http://p097.ezboard.com/bohiofireflyfans
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio

CITIZEN

Saturday, March 4, 2006 10:47 AM

Jayne: Sooo, you defeat my cooww...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
You should never give powers to a leader you like that you’d hate to have given to a leader you fear

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, March 4, 2006 11:24 PM

continuing the Kung Pow crossovers...

Mal: Jayne, what in the sphincter o--
Jayne: My name is no longer Jayne. From now on, you will call me...BETTY!
Mal: But isn't Betty a girl's name?

OR

Jayne: How do you like my crap-to-floor style?
Mal: I'm sure it is quite effective on whatever world you are from, but your mistake is: This is Earth-that-was.

OR

Jayne(echoing): Hellooo? E-evil council?
Mal: Hi, Jayne.
Jayne: Uh...err...hey, Mal!
Mal(looks Jayne up & down): Umm...are you in congress now? *grins*

OR OR OR...I'm starting to work too hard at this...LOL!

BWAH!
TCM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Avail yourself of my trade!
Original Firefly T-shirts, posters, mugs and more at:
http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew
*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=13&t=12622
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In or near Ohio? Join us!
http://p097.ezboard.com/bohiofireflyfans
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio

GUTTERBALL

Sunday, March 5, 2006 6:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: Jayne, what in the sphincter o--
Jayne: My name is no longer Jayne. From now on, you will call me...BETTY!
Mal: But isn't Betty a girl's name?

BWAHAHAH!! *falls over laughing* Priceless!

TCM, you are SLAYING me!

________________________________________

Please remember that the 9:30 show is completely different from the 7:30 show. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, March 5, 2006 2:34 PM

Okay, enough explosive diarrhea of an elephant,

VOTING TIME! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/969087

BWAH!
TCM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Avail yourself of my trade!
Original Firefly T-shirts, posters, mugs and more at:
http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew
*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=13&t=12622
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In or near Ohio? Join us!
http://p097.ezboard.com/bohiofireflyfans
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, March 6, 2006 4:52 AM

*voting bump*

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, March 6, 2006 9:58 PM

*bump*

Mal: What's that smell?
Jayne: That's the smell of "Sainthood" *big inhale* Ahhhhhhh...

OR

Mal: What's that gorram smell?
Jayne: Killed me some FOX execs, but it seems their crap can't be destroyed.

BWAH!
TCM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Avail yourself of my trade!
Original Firefly T-shirts, posters, mugs and more at:
http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew
*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=13&t=12622
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In or near Ohio? Join us!
http://p097.ezboard.com/bohiofireflyfans
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio

EARLYSUMMER

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 12:34 AM

Jayne: Don't worry Mal, I'll find that missing herd. I'm sure they left a trail somewhere around here.
Mal: Um, Jayne?
Jayne: Don't worry, nothing gets by me.
Mal: Jayne.
Jayne: Hang on, I think I see something.
Mal: JAYNE!!

PREV PAGE 1 2 3 4 5 NEXT PAGE