Did You Hear About The Dyslexic, Atheist Insomniac?
POSTED BY: Calhoun
UPDATED: Friday, March 10, 2006 03:03
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Ok, is there a pun in there I don't get? I know about friction, hell I'm still in Physics and Dynamics.
But I just don't get the joke.
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Originally posted by Paine:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting coefficient of friction.
Interrupting coeff-MU!
They'll let anyone use a modem these days, won't they?-jms
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It's a parody of the old "interrupting cow" knock-knock joke.
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Ahha, I get it. I didn't realize it was the original dude who was supposed to say MU.
Thanks
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Originally posted by Paine:
It's a parody of the old "interrupting cow" knock-knock joke.
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I'm terrible at remembering jokes, even though I love jokes (that, in itself, is perhaps nature's ultimate joke on me). Anyway, here's a lame one I thought of a few weeks ago:
Two psychics, let's call them River and Anonymous, meet each on the street.
R: "I can read your mind!"
A: "So can I!"
R: *softly smiling* ... "I know."
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Originally posted by Paine:
The best bad joke ever:
Two bass drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff.
:pause:
*buh-dum-ksh!*
This is KILLING me, good one!
What happens when you spray viagra on George Bush?
He gets a little bit taller.
Ask Dr. Science ... he knows more than you do.
"I have a Master's degree ... in science!"
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Three men go into a pub...
I say three, it could be five or six...
Round it up, call it ten.
Ok, so, ten blokes go into a pub...
But lets not be picky or excluding.
Twenty men go into a pub, maybe even thirty or fourty...
The population of a small town in Scotland...
I say Scotland, it could be Wales...
Could even be a large town in Wales...
Ok, the population of Peterborough...
Plus Cambridge and Huntingdon...
Ok, ok, ok... The whole of London goes into the pub...
I say London, it could be New York...
Ok, Deli...
Maybe Luxembourg, it's only a toddler after all...
So Luxembourg... Plus Switzerland... Plus France and Germany go into a pub...
Why be elitist... The whole of Western Europe...
Plus Asia...
Plus America...
Ok... The entire population of the Earth goes into the pub.
The First guy gets the bar and says "I'll get the first round in."
What an idiot.
Twelve spheres of unendurable brightness spalled the velvety blackness of space.
The silence on Lester Tourville's flag bridge was absolute
And then the spell was broken as Shannon Foraker looked up from her console from where she had just sent a seemingly innocent command to the main computers of State Security's finest Superdreadnoughts.
"Oops." She said.
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That was funny, mark!
The last part, I mean.
"Twelve spheres of unendurable brightness spalled the velvety blackness of space.
The silence on Lester Tourville's flag bridge was absolute
And then the spell was broken as Shannon Foraker looked up from her console from where she had just sent a seemingly innocent command to the main computers of State Security's finest Superdreadnoughts.
"Oops." She said."
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I'm terrible at remembering jokes
Oh, me too, which is why I love these threads. All the jokes are new to me.
And if I reread the thread again next week, they'll be new all over again.
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What's a minor third?
Two Soprano saxes in unison.
I was hoping it might actually be funny written down. Damn...
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Has any one ever heard of the Earl Joke? Nothing to do with the t.v. show. I need a transcription.
SerenityShadow
"We're in space! How did she get here!?"
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