Did You Hear About The Dyslexic, Atheist Insomniac?
POSTED BY: Calhoun
UPDATED: Friday, March 10, 2006 03:03
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JustAnotherJoke wrote:
Saturday, March 04, 2006 16:42
This joke is not funny
Did you invent your name just to respond to my thread? or is it just coincidental?
Care to throw a joke in that you think is better?
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A friend of mine had his credit card stolen recently but decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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Dyslexians of the world UNTIE!
and, for the absurdists, here's and old one:
What's the difference between an orange?
Bicycle...because fish don't wear vests.
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Originally posted by BelowZero:
David, just what IS the joke with the rabbi and the trids...?
OK. It's a long one. And it goes something like this.
One day a young Rabbi decided to take a walk in the enchanted forest of the Trids, which he did from time to time as the Trids were kind and friendly people as was the Rabbi and they would laugh and play among the trees.
But on this particular day the Rabbi couldn't find any of his Trid friends out and about the woods and this confused and worried him for Trids were normally quite eager to play and laugh with thim in the forest - they being kind and friendly people. So he walked over to the Trid village and began knocking on doors, peering in windows, and looking under rocks untill finally he found his particular friend Geoff. "Geoff," asked the Rabbi, "Where are all of the Trids today?"
Geoff answered, "We're hiding Rabbi. The giant from the hills has stomped into the forest and if he spots any of us he'll pick us up and kick us into the next forest."
Now the Rabbi had never heard of such a thing but as Trids had never lied to him in the past and since he did hear a stomping noise in the distance he quickly looked for a place to hide. Which wasn't easy as The Rabbi was a good two hands taller than the tallest Trid and most of the hiding places in town were decidedly Trid sized.
And so the Rabbi wound up cowering behind a Lilac bush (the best cover he could find) as the giant came stomping into town occasionally pushing aside a tree or a rock or a tiny trid cottage to pick up a Trid and punt it into the next forest. Slowly the giant made it's way closer and closer to the Rabbi cowering behind the lilac bush.
But all of his hiding was to no avail as the giant could plainly see the Rabbi behind the bush and the giant walked over to the Rabbi and said, "Hello, young Rabbi. What are you doing in the forest of the Trids today."
The Rabbi, rather startled at the civility of the question, answered, "Taking a walk to see my friends the Trids which you are busily launching into the next forest with your foot. By the way why haven't you picked me up and kick me away yet like you have the others?"
The giant laughed and said, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids."
David
"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon
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Originally posted by LeeH:
Made my day, that one did. . . .
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. . . ."
Crikes... people actually take me seriously?? That's a first. And kind of nice. People never take me seriously.
-GA
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*groan*
these are all AWFUL! keep them coming. :-)
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Originally posted by daveshayne:Quote:
Originally posted by BelowZero:
David, just what IS the joke with the rabbi and the trids...?
OK. It's a long one. And it goes something like this.
One day a young Rabbi decided to take a walk in the enchanted forest of the Trids, which he did from time to time as the Trids were kind and friendly people as was the Rabbi and they would laugh and play among the trees.
But on this particular day the Rabbi couldn't find any of his Trid friends out and about the woods and this confused and worried him for Trids were normally quite eager to play and laugh with thim in the forest - they being kind and friendly people. So he walked over to the Trid village and began knocking on doors, peering in windows, and looking under rocks untill finally he found his particular friend Geoff. "Geoff," asked the Rabbi, "Where are all of the Trids today?"
Geoff answered, "We're hiding Rabbi. The giant from the hills has stomped into the forest and if he spots any of us he'll pick us up and kick us into the next forest."
Now the Rabbi had never heard of such a thing but as Trids had never lied to him in the past and since he did hear a stomping noise in the distance he quickly looked for a place to hide. Which wasn't easy as The Rabbi was a good two hands taller than the tallest Trid and most of the hiding places in town were decidedly Trid sized.
And so the Rabbi wound up cowering behind a Lilac bush (the best cover he could find) as the giant came stomping into town occasionally pushing aside a tree or a rock or a tiny trid cottage to pick up a Trid and punt it into the next forest. Slowly the giant made it's way closer and closer to the Rabbi cowering behind the lilac bush.
But all of his hiding was to no avail as the giant could plainly see the Rabbi behind the bush and the giant walked over to the Rabbi and said, "Hello, young Rabbi. What are you doing in the forest of the Trids today."
The Rabbi, rather startled at the civility of the question, answered, "Taking a walk to see my friends the Trids which you are busily launching into the next forest with your foot. By the way why haven't you picked me up and kick me away yet like you have the others?"
The giant laughed and said, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids."
David
"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon
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Carry the Nuttin'
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Never heard either of those jokes before, no joke. MY favorite joke has got to be the one with fruits and gibbons...you know the one I mean...
I think a little chaos is in order.
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The best bad joke ever:
Two bass drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff.
:pause:
*buh-dum-ksh!*
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best bad joke ever: tie between House of Wax remake and Jackie Gleason.
BAM!
(or, if you prefer, POW right in the kisser!)
I think a little chaos is in order.
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For me it's a tie...
What do you get when you give a snake viagra? A baseball bat
and...
What did Pippin do when he got drunk? He began to feel merry.
"I also hear that there's something called Firefly, which is either a canceled science-fiction television show or a new religion, I'm not clear on that. Either way, prayers for the resurrection are involved." – Lore Sjoberg
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