Did You Hear About The Dyslexic, Atheist Insomniac?
POSTED BY: Calhoun
UPDATED: Friday, March 10, 2006 03:03
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Personally, I'm fond of...
How many absurdists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fish.
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!
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Originally posted by Guenever:Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
He would lie awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
That's an old joke! Here's another.
The rabbi and the priest met at the town's annual picnic. Old friends they began their usual banter.
"This ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi "You realy ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but you just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Hall's prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me when you are going to break down and try some."
The rabbi looked at his friend with a big grin and said, "At your wedding."
Made my day, that one did. . . .
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. . . ."
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Originally posted by ChrisPV:
Personally, I'm fond of...
How many absurdists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fish.
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!
A slight varient:
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools.
Don't get me started on light bulb jokes...
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You are would make perfect members of the Non-Sequitor Society. And we like Firefly, too.
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Carry the Nuttin'
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This joke is not funny once dissected all to hell and back but i must agree with some points. DonCoat is right with the Athiest stead fast belief of nonexistance but an agnostic just doesn't know what to believe and usually doesn't worry about it either way. Either way the joke is still good but now over analyzed and kind of sad
Without rules, chaos. With Chaos, Life
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Now that I have stopped rolling on the floor laughing my arse off and people are staring at me like I need to be taken to the bug house thank you all for this. I can't stop smiling just wish I had a joke to throw in but I can't think of any right now.
An I carried such a torch
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Here's one good for kids of all ages...
Knock knock
who's there?
interrupting cow
interru..
MOO!!
And 'athiest' is better for a joke than 'agnostic', nine times out of ten. Like "This guy walks into a bar..." is a better start to a joke than "Some guy walks into a bar..." Don't know why, just is.
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast
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Q: How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Let's go ride bikes!
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well, first the lightbulb really has to want to change...
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
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Why is duck?
Because bicycles don't have rear doors.
(Very 70's I know but it has always stuck with me so there must be some sense to it.)
Noble as a grape
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Originally posted by daveshayne:Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
He would lie awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
My favorite joke of all time. (Narrowly beating out the one about The Rabbi and the Trids.)
David
"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon
David, just what IS the joke with the rabbi and the trids...?
"Do not go gentle into that good night....
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. . ."
--Dylan Thomas
Though my soul may set in darkness
It will rise in perfect light.
I have loved the stars too fondly
To be fearful of the night.
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