CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #15 - Oh GO SE!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 7, 2006 00:46
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Mal, why ain't that moonbrained girl comin'?
Mal: River? Please, why don't you come on out.
River (OS): No. Can't. Too much go-se.
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MAL:"Jayne, i think you stepped in something...you're leaving a mighty large trail..."
OR
(blooper reference)
ZOE(os):"We need to...$hit...right now!"
MAL:"Looks like Jayne's a step ahead of you..."
OR
JAYNE(thinking):"If i pretend it isn't there, maybe Mal won't make me clean it up...."
OR
JAYNE:"I am a dropping on the deck!Watch how i stink!"
MAL:"No arguments here..."
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JAYNE:"Remind me Cap'n, what are we looking for here that equals the worth of a turd?!?!"
MAL:"That's what we're here for Jayne....Turds."
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Cap'n, do you smell crap?
Mal: It's layin' right there.
Jayne: I'm definately smellin' crap.
Mal: That's because it's layin' right there!
OR
Jayne: I'm smellin' alot of "if" comin' off this plan.
Mal: That ain't "if" yer smellin'...
Bwahahahah! Great stuff!
Damn, I'd come up with something, but most of the funny ones seem to have been taken....
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Jayne: You're a real comedian.
Mal: Well they call me the Joker.
Jayne: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new a$$hole.
Mal: Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my $@!#.
Jayne: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
Saw this pic and I just had to revisit Animal Mother.
You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy
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Jayne : So now were a dump truck !
Mal : yeh,yeh,....yeh.
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Jayne (dreamily): They weren't pies inside. They wanted to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and remember what they are.
bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----
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Jayne was completely unaware that the Critters were creeping up behind him....Mal was just ignoring them.
OR
JAYNE: "GO! Be free!!!"
MAL: "Note to self: don't tell Jayne where the meat pies are after he's been at the Mudder's Milk..."
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Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Jayne (dreamily): They weren't pies inside. They wanted to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and remember what they are.
LMAO!!
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Jayne: Tell me again why we're sneakin' Moon Pies past the Alliance?
Mal: I wondered the same thing my own self...
OR
Mal: *SCHPLORP!* AI YA! The next time I see Monty, I swear--no wonder he was so eager to transfer this cargo.
Jayne: Yeah, who woulda thunk BlueSun Fertilizer was actually just piles of crap?
OR
Jayne: Sweet mother of Buddha! Is that Inara sunbathing over yonder?
Mal: No, that's Shepherd Book.
Jayne: I suddenly have an uncomfortableness.
(see how I am ignoring the poo? I think I've grown )
BWAH!
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