Can we legally form a church?
POSTED BY: Hixie129
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 7, 2006 01:29
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Hi jaynesbunkwoman,
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Thank GOD, You really got it! That was wonderful! you understand all of it.
You are a High Priestess, A Pillar of the Church, Defender of the Faith, Against all heresies or heretics. I give you a brotherly kiss.
Also, Saint River's feet could be the patron saint of travelers, or you would pray to the feet if you have medical problems with your feet, or if you have ugly feet. You could worship her feet because you think they are the sexiest little things in the whole world and because you want to know what each little toe is doing :)
St Simon could be the saint of families, patience, doctors etc..
Whoever, therefore, eats the strawberry or drinks the cup of MuddersMilk in an unworthy manner will be guilty of profaning church and he will go to that special hell that is reserved for child molesters and people who talk in theaters.
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Originally posted by jaynesbunkwoman:
Saint River or Saint river's feet - ??
Saint River - Insight. (He's afraid. Afraid we'll know.)
Saint River's Feet - Grace.
David
"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon
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Hi dave,
that was good, "Saint River - Insight. (He's afraid. Afraid we'll know.)"
I didn't think of that.
Saint River's Feet - Grace and Erotic Fetishes :)
Next Joss took the cup, and when He had given thanks He gave it to us saying, "Drink of it, all of you; for this is Mudders Milk and its 15% alcohol. So we now do this in remembrance of Firefly
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Originally posted by Hixie129:
and Erotic Fetishes
In the words of Saint Mal the Resolute, "Preacher. You've got a smutty mind."
Edit: And St Serenity - Patron saint of Home and Freedom.
David
"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon
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What a weird thread! Funny, too (I just love Arcadia's 10 commandments 
); but not that funny when some people take it too seriously.
I have absolutely nothing against religion, but does anyone remember that Joss is an atheist? I'm not even talking about Mal, who doesn't want to hear anything about religion (cf. his relationship with Book in the series and in the comic books) and who doesn't like the idea of worshipping someone (Jaynestown, anyone?). As he explains in the audio commentary of "Objects In Space", Whedon has no faith; he doesn't believe that the universe has a meaning other than the meaning we give to it. And this idea is found on all of his shows (cf. Angel: "If nothing we do matters, than all that matters is what we do"; cf. "Jaynestown", "Objects In Space"). He respects religion, though; but I don't think he would be too happy about a Firefly church. Not to mention Mal, who I'm pretty sure wouldn't appreciate at all being worshipped (cf. his conversation with Jayne at the end of Jaynestown).
"If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak"
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Yeah, but Book said "Only one thing is going to walk us thru this... "belief"
Believe in the Spirit of the Browncoats, who proceedeth from the Whedon and being of one substance with the Whedon.
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Originally posted by dollwen:
What a weird thread! Funny, too (I just love Arcadia's 10 commandments
Wait a minute. Are you accusing me of taking this seriously? I may have to ask you to step outside.
David
"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon
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The comment was not directed at you, daveshayne 
It's just that I got the impression from several posts (not yours) that some people were ACTUALLY considering building a temple in the name of Joss or Mal, which I would find downright unsettlin'. See? Not directed at you. 
"If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak"
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Originally posted by dollwen:
See? Not directed at you.
Oh well. No need to tussle then.
David
"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon
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The idea of a temple sounds cool!!!!!!
*is being very sarcastic*
Actually... if we could build a replica of Serenity... that would be beyond shiny.......
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