Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wash: A chicken crosses the road in that hat, people know it's not afraid of anything.
Saffron: Everybody crosses everybody else.
Mal: Chicken has an oddness to it. And I ain't just talking about its proficiency crossing roads. The chick knows things.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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A quick chicken to get us across the road.
Opperative: To make a better road. All of them better roads.
"Putting the Me in Mercinary, Jayne Cobb."
"Joss, what is the future of television? What will we watch? And how will we watch it? Surely you must know, for you are wise, and slender."
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Originally posted by Melam:
A quick chicken to get us across the road.
Operative: To make a better road. All of them better roads.
That is pretty funny! :)
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Okay, don't wanna be accused of being chicken myself. :) So, here's a few more.
Chicken: I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there. What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done.
Simon: I thought it was getting better.
Mal: The Alliance wanted to show me reason, they shouldn't have sent a chicken.
The Operative: That is a trap. I offer to take it across the road, you'll play the man of honor and take umbrage; I ask you why it crosses the road, and you'll play the brigand. I have no stomach for games.
River: It isn't safe.
Chicken: For them!
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Wash: Wacky fun.
Inara: Are there chickens among us?
Kaylee: Yeah, one of them crossed the road.
Mal: You hold, you hold 'til the chicken gets back.
Simon: I can't keep track of the chicken when it's not crossing the road.
River: It's just a chicken, it doesn't mean what you think.
Mr. Universe: Can't stop the chicken.
HoB: So, you saw the chicken? *kills you*
Early: That's no chicken.
Chicken: No power in the 'verse can stop me.
This side of the road: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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Ok, jadehand, it's official. I just peed my pants! Thanks!
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Originally posted by rese:
Ok, jadehand, it's official. I just peed my pants! Thanks!
Ummmm......
You're welcome?
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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion
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Forget what you think you know. Forget what the Farmer told you when tossed you feed at night. Forget the lies of our Gallus domesticus poultry governments!
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It will haunt your dreams and harrow -- YES -- your very feathers.
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Turns out this is my kind of a party!
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For chickens to laugh at:
Simon (to River): I would be there right now.
River: Sad little king of a sad little road.
Early (to Simon): The plan is to take your sister, get the reward, which is substantial.
Mal: Ah, the pitter patter of tiny chicken feet in huge combat boots.
Chicken: Is there any way I can get out of this with honor and dignity?
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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