CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #15 - Oh GO SE!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 7, 2006 00:46
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I thought for sure "kaylee's little friend" one would win the other round. :) But, on to this one:
Missed it by ONE vote. Just the way it goes sometimes. Heck, I run the game, and 7 out of 10 times, the one *I* think is funniest doesn't win. Shows what I know! LOL!
Anyway, back to the hi-larity!
Jayne: I know she's a moonbrain, Mal, but I can't stop watching her eat these mudpies.
Mal: They're cowpies, Jay--did you say EATING?!
Jayne: Di-sgusting!...still, I can't seem to just turn away...
BWAH!
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Once again, Jayne's special farewell scares the cr*p out of the departing passengers.
bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Hey Mal if I stand like this, Do I look more Hero Like?
or
Jayne: Reck'n if they see me standin they'll sing me another song?
or
It was at that time Mal realised why Jayne was only given 7%.
or
In an attempt to discourage the stealing of protein blocks the Alliance replaced every fifth container with animal grade Laxitives.
.....
"It's just an Object"
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MAL: "Jayne...what're all these for?"
JAYNE: "Well, Mal, you know how everyone says our ship's a flying heap of go-se...?"
OR
SIMON (O/S): "OK, River, this figure of Mal is small... that one is far away."
OR
JAYNE: "Hey, Mal! There's a nekkid guy over there, and he wants my clothes and the mule!"
MAL: "Ruttin' backbirth Terminators!"
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Jayne: And what exactly are we gonna find here wit' the worth of a turd?
Mal: Look down.
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I ain't lookin' for help from on high. That's a damn long wait for a train don't come.
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Originally posted by Mantichorus:
Jayne: Them there black market beagles sure know how to lay a turd!
I'll be in Jaynes bunk
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JAYNE: (singing) "Oh, what a beautiful morning! Oh, what a beautiful day!"
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Could you please just make it stranger? Just stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?
~Joss Whedon
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Jayne: Cap'n, do you smell crap?
Mal: It's layin' right there.
Jayne: I'm definately smellin' crap.
Mal: That's because it's layin' right there!
OR
Jayne: I'm smellin' alot of "if" comin' off this plan.
Mal: That ain't "if" yer smellin'...
OR
Jayne: Somebody oughta tell that moonbrained girl that puddin' is for eatin', not for decoration.
BWAH!
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..JAYNE!
Jayne: I am king, KING of the 'Verse.....
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Jayne: Time for some thrillin' her--*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaap!*--oics.
Mal: Dear Buddha! Da xiang bao zha shi de la du zi!!*
*The explosive diarrhea of an elephant
OR
Mal: Never again with cows...
Jayne(thinkin'): Oh lord, he saw me with the cattle...okay, Jayne, just act cool, pretend you didn't hear him, look stoic, think of something witty...uh..ummm...
Jayne: I like smackin' 'em!
Jayne(thinkin'): Gorrammit! Now he'll know for sure! Steady Jayne, steeaaadyy...
Mal: Someone mention something about beagles?
Jayne(thinkin'): Oh ruttin' hell, he's on to my next big plan for gettin' sexed...
OR
Mal: See Jayne? I told you eatin' all them protien supplements would play havoc with your guts...
Jayne: I just can't help myself...UH OH! Here come more brownies!
OR
Mal: I seen all kinds of horrific durin' the war, but this has got them all beat! Tell me, Jayne, is there anywhere on this boat you ain't marked territory?
Jayne: Ummm...seein' as I just marked your bunk, nope!
*Mal stops dead in his tracks*
OR
Mal: Good work, Jayne! I don't think we'll ever have to worry about a Yosaff or a Jubel Early bording us now. Hell, even I want off my boat.
Jayne: Eggs. That's the trick to makin' 'em reaaal ripe. Livin' legend needs more eggs...
BWAH!
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