CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #15 - Oh GO SE!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 7, 2006 00:46
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Wow! Last week's voting was ONE vote from a THREE-WAY TIE! (as an aside, being from Cincinnati, 3-ways have meaning besides just sex...it also is a chili dish...sex and chili, that could be fun too!) OH! Back to the game...congrats to last week's winner: JAMESTHEDARK
Here is the rutting hi-larious special goodness sending us all to hell...
Definately a worthy entry from our newest first time winner! And now onto something without kissin, yet just as disturbing...JAYNE!
Mal: Jayne, you do realize we have septic facilities?
Jayne: Yeah, but I just had to go...impressive ain't they?
Okay, you know what to do!
BWAH!
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Captain Tightpants: That is absolutely the last time we carry gorram Tribbles!
Jayne: I just like smacking 'em.
"It's a cow."
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Mal: Jayne, how many times, you have a toilet in your bunk!
(I wrote that one before really reading the first one in the thread 
thought I'd leave it in anyway).
Or
Jayne: I don't get it Mal, all I did was offer to show 'em my swinging cobb...
More later (hopefully)...
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
You should never give powers to a leader you like that you’d hate to have given to a leader you fear
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Hey, you got the picture-text program thingie working!
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Mind 'xplaining to me why we smuggled a hold full of guinea pigs and not livestock like usual?
Mal:This is a research town, they need test subjects, not cattle. These little critters are worth more than 3 times the money here. Besides, the small-ish droppings were the deciding factor.
Jayne: That much, huh? Hey, would someone tell that moonbrained girl that's valuable cargo, not a toupe!
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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While Jayne admired his own ability to toss cow chips, Mal was sneaking up behind to give him the mother of all wedgies. Unbeknownst to Mal, Jayne doesn't wear unmentionables...
OR
Upon a wildy slung cowpie smacking the Shepherd in the side of the face...
Jayne: Uhh...MAL DID IT!
Mal: No I didn't! Who's sayin' that?
OR
Jayne: I like smackin' em!
Mal(thinking): Oh GOD! I can't know that!
OR
Jayne: Never much figured the Doc for a "roll in the hay" kinda guy, but Kaylee's bringin' it out in 'im.
Mal: Whoa! What is wrong with her bunk!?!
Jayne: I don't know, but I kinda wish I'd brought popcorn, or an ice planet, or some mudders' milk...especially mudders' milk...
BWAH!
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Unfortunately, some illegal beagles did not survive the journey...
"I also hear that there's something called Firefly, which is either a canceled science-fiction television show or a new religion, I'm not clear on that. Either way, prayers for the resurrection are involved." – Lore Sjoberg
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Mal: "Jayne..."
Jayne: "Is that Sore Thumbs over there?"
Mal: "Better go get Vera."
Jayne: "Three fifths of a man...i'll show him three fifths of a man..."
Sorry. Just a little peeved, also since they may or may not have dissed Canada as well.
OR
Jayne: "Is that Saffron over there?"
Mal: "That's a vidcap from last week, dingus."
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk."
OR
Mal walked onto the drawbridge to find Jayne in the middle of his newest job: Cover model for Cowpies Weekly.
OR
Jayne: "..and they're leaving us a trail of weird smelling rocks WHY?"
Mal: "Treasure hunt, Jayne. Only gonna get the good stuff if we work through the not-so-good. Better get the shovel.
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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Jayne: "But think of it, Mal! A straight line o' cow pies, one after the other, all the way to the horizon. That's gotta be some kind of a record or somethin'!"
Mal: "Hell, Jayne, that's just what I call bein' regular!"
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Quote:
Jayne: I love the smell of cow shit in the morning... smells like victory!
Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
He; I thought for sure "kaylee's little friend" one would win the other round. :) But, on to this one:
Jayne: "Dino...droppings, droppings?"
Zoe (OS): "Stop it, Jayne, you're scaring the women!"
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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