THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #24-OH, THE IRONY!!
POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Saturday, March 4, 2006 06:44
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Badger: Says here I flashed my ass to the gorram law...no wait...You assed my law to the gorram flasher...no, no...You flashed me and the gorram law's ass...go se! (grumbles) wish I could read...
Heheheh! That's great!
How's about:
Badger: See right there? This certifies that this hat has been handed down through my family for the last ten generations.
Jayne(OS): *snorts* Coulda toldja that just by lookin'.
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"See here, where it says overlooked? That's what your Firefly was."
or
"I'd rather drink piss-water than what's on this wine-list. Not even a decent Napa chardonnay."
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Badger: "..and it says here that i got a bad reference, calling me a "puddle o' piss". Now who could have done that, i wonder?"
Mal (OS): *smirks*
OR
Badger: "Here's this weeks TV ratings list. See this? You WISH you had ratings like these."
Mal (OS): "You got STABBED. Right there."
Badger: "So?"
OR
Badger: "I'm headed to college and i need another reference letter like this one. Think you could crank one out for me?"
Mal (OS): "Sure, an overabundance of schooling might just make you somewhat literate."
Badger: "QUIET!"
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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Badger: See? On the WaveGuide for this week? Do you see yourselves getting one of your silly little adventures this week? It's cancelled you are, snuffed right out. You and your friends.
Mal: So what does that make you?
Badger: (Ack. Ack. Choking noises as we fade to...)
CREDITS
bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----
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OK: best I can come up with:
Badger (addressing Jayne): Says here if you can't read the small-ish word right under my finger, you'll have cancer, ya?
*Jayne hesitant-like goes in for a closer look*
*Badger smashes it in his face*
Jayne: Gorram, puddle 'a piss. I aughta-
Badger *thinking to himself*: Can't believe he fell for it, on second thought, I guess I can.
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Ok, well, now that I look back at it, it's less of a caption...sorry.
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Okay, don't mind me, I'm a new person on this
site, but I can never really pass up a challenge
like this, so here goes nothin', I guess.
BADGER: Gorram it, Mal. Look at this brochure! Does it look like a quiet retreat to you!? No! It's a nudest camp get-a-way!!!!
JAYNE{OS}: *snickers*
MAL{OS}: Oh, is it? My bad!
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Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
"Now I can see your WHOLE head... Now I can't see your chin... Now I can't see your mouth... Now I can ONLY see your eyes... Now I can only see your hair... And now I can't see you AT ALL.
Wheeeeere's Jayne? Wheeeeeeere's Jayne?!
THERE'S Jayne!!!!"
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Badger: "This looks like a legit job. Here, you can have this back."
Mal: "Riiight, forgot to tell you it's one of those "Self-destructs in 5 seconds" messages..."
*RUNS*
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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Quote:
Originally posted by HOEperative:
"Now I can see your WHOLE head... Now I can't see your chin... Now I can't see your mouth... Now I can ONLY see your eyes... Now I can only see your hair... And now I can't see you AT ALL.
Wheeeeere's Jayne? Wheeeeeeere's Jayne?!
THERE'S Jayne!!!!"
*falls over laughing*
Thank you! I SO needed that today! Bwahahah!
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Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Mark: I'm sorry Nathan, the contract you signed says it's you that has to be naked in this scene.
Nathan: Wait, that's not my signature.... SUMMER!!!!
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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