Worst Firefly Cast
POSTED BY: ThePistonEngine
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 1, 2006 02:34
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Why not just Peter Sellers? "How I learned to stop worrying and love the Operative."
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Originally posted by WannaBeMalsBaby:
Mal: Nathan Fillion
Inara: Nathan Fillion
Zoe: Nathan Fillion
Wash: Nathan Fillion
Jayne: Nathan Fillion
Simon: Nathan Fillion
River:Nathan Fillion
Book:Nathan Fillion
Kaylee:Nathan Fillion
Hey I'd like to see him pull it off.
"some people juggle geese" -Wash
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Mal - Bobby Brown
Zoe - Whitney Houston
Wash - Eminem
Jayne - Snoop Dogg
Book - 50 Cent
Simon - P. Diddy
Kaylee - Britney Spears
Inara - Lil' Kim
River - Shakira
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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Well I do know that Nathan played River in a Serenity RPG playtest. So he's got 2 of 9.
Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony.
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I could so see Christopher Walken explaining juggleing goslings...
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Get into the mind...
"Some people, you see, juggle geese. It's a strange thing to see... these goslings... these baby geese....being juggled...... They do what they can.... to amuse themselves..... If you close your eyes... you'll see it. It's weird."
Had to, had to share what's in my mind.
If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting
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These are all cracking me up.... have to watch I don't spray my monitor. God, I have images now of all these people doing the scenes. The two that stand out, Chris Walken, and Will Shatner.
Have to do it.
"We...can't-die-Bendis.... doyouknowhy? Be-cause weeeere soooooo preeetty. We are...... justooprettyforGodtoletusdie."
I can be so disturbing at times. But I'm in good company. 
If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting
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Mal -- Tom Green. - Of course, watching him swill down the liquid the 'alien' calf was floating in might make for interesting viewing.
Zoe -- The 'Lady' from The Crying Game.
Wash -- Carrot Top. – Oh man, this one made me cringe.
Jayne -- Robert Z'Dar.
Book -- Chris Tucker. "Cha-mon!! You fools gotta get some god into you I’m gonna slap y'all down like Tina!"
Kaylee -- Estelle Getty. Jubal Early would so get a Sicilian death curse.
Simon -- Dave Coulier. (UNCLE JOEY!!!).
River – Anna-Nicole Smith. – Ewwww.
Inara -- Lambchop (but not Shari).
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Ok, I've collected all your hillarious imputs, and I've come up with the "Serenity 2: I, Lovbot" cast.
Remember, these names were not chosen for the actors talent. They were chosen for a variety of reasons: How subtley they'd screw up the role, how they almost work but are just so wrong, and, of course, just how funny it is.
EDIT: Sigh- have to reformat the list
Mal: Bill Pullman.
Runner up: William Shatner
Inara: David Bowie
Runner up: Fran Drescher
Zoe: Tina Turner
Runner up: Claudia Black
Kaylee: Cameron Diaz
Runner up: Christina Ricci
Wash: Ben Stiller
Runner up: Vince Vaughn
Book: Reverend Al Sharpton
Runner up: Gregory Hines
Simon: Orlando Bloom
Runner up: George Clooney
River: Mary Kate Olsen
Runner up: Liv Tyler
Jayne: Christopher Walken
Runner up: Syvlester Stallone
The Operative: Jim Carrey
Badger: Joe Pesci
Jubal Early: Richard Gear
I just gotta say how funny Walken would be as Jayne. I could see him doing EVERYTHING Jayne would do, but he could never fake Jayne's thick skull. He just couldn't do it with the right personality.
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Originally posted by Misstressahara:
"Some people, you see, juggle geese. It's a strange thing to see... these goslings... these baby geese....being juggled...... They do what they can.... to amuse themselves..... If you close your eyes... you'll see it. It's weird."
LOL
That is gorram funny to imagine
"Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck"
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I know it looks like votings over, but I just have to throw out the universe ending, all time worst *possible* casting:
Malcolm Reynolds: Jar Jar Binks
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