THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #24-OH, THE IRONY!!
POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Saturday, March 4, 2006 06:44
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A resounding Da-shiong bao-jah-shr duh la doo-tze to you all! (Explosive diahhrea of an elephant)
After last weeks shiny and extremely well-captioned round, only one could come out on top, and Round #23's winner is....
The original caption tightpants himself, TENTHCREWMEMBER!
*BLAM!*
Jayne(OS): Et tu, Malcolm?
Inara: Did Jayne just quote Shakespeare as he died?
Zoe(OS): Did have a kind of poetry to it.
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CONGRATS!
OH, THE IRONY!
And as the original Caption Tightpants wins the spinoff, the SECOND DOSE OF IRONY BEGINS!!!
We all know that this is Round "24", so what better to do than showcase someone who was in Firefly, who also connects with that show? MARK SHEPPARD!
DOUBLE IRONY!!!
BADGER:"Okay, so here's the Oscar list. Your job is to rig them so that SERENITY is nominated for BEST PICTURE, BEST DIRECTOR, BEST LEAD and SUPPORTING ACTOR and ACTRESS, and BEST SCREENPLAY! And you had better make sure they WIN! 'Cause you don't want them to lose...GOT IT?"
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Badger: 'Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple... of invites! Here ya go!"
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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BADGER:"Is this paper out of focus, or is it just me?"
OR
BADGER:"Who posted this article about me being sly?"
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Badger: Reynolds, your blackmarket beagles have... done... something, to my morning paper...
Or
Badger: What's this, you know I only like reading the news in pop-up form, this hasn't even got pictures...
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
You should never give powers to a leader you like that you’d hate to have given to a leader you fear
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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com
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Quote:
BADGER: Mal, can you read this for me? I, uh... well, you see, I, uh. Um. I don't really know how.
Ben
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Badger: "If you would have gotten here sooner, you might have noticed this bulletin: 'Rogue vessel, classification Firefly...' what? 'Blue Sun stock plummets after announcement of quarterly losses.' There goes my gorram portfolio."
Mal (reading the bulletin): "What? Sci-Fi is picking up a second season of Firefly? Thank you Buddha..."
That's all I got...
"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono
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Badger: Be a dear and pick up a few things for me at the supermart.
Or
Badger: The bog's through there. All out of charmin though; use this instead - I'm sure a big tough veteran like you can take it.
David
"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon
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Thank you all, can you believe I won round 23? FNORD. 
Okay, and onto 24...which is 42, backwards...
Badger: Yep, got the answers to all your problems, Mr. Reynolds, right here...'cept it's gonna cost ya 100 coin for the rest of the book.
OR
Badger: I just know the Alliance will find--
Mal(OS): *BLAM*
Badger: URK!
Jayne(OS): Aww, I was gonna shoot 'im!
OR
Badger: Says here I flashed my ass to the gorram law...no wait...You assed my law to the gorram flasher...no, no...You flashed me and the gorram law's ass...go se! (grumbles) wish I could read...
OR
Badger: See?! I spent as much time as I claimed in the lockdown! Proof is right there!
Mal(OS): Says you were in for "public displays of self gratification with an apple peeler"?
OR
Badger: This is my suggested reading list. You'll note that "How to keep your show from being cancelled by FOX" is a must.
OR
Badger: Yeah, so see the fine print at the bottom?
Mal(OS): No.
Badger: Well it says I get your ship. Failure to deliver.
Mal(OS): Like hell! YOU gave me defective beagles! Ruttin' dogs were crappin' non-stop and the Gou Rou* Buffet was looking for food, not fertilizer!
*dog meat
BWAH!
TCM
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