Worst Firefly Cast

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SIGMANUNKI

Monday, February 27, 2006 10:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by davec5:

come on, i'd never chage the cast of Firefly, but Peewee Herman...that would be HI-larious.... paul rubens is a genius

Tracy: I think I broke your junk.

Crew: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!

Officer: What the hell is wrong with you all?

Crew: "Junk" is the secret word of the day!

Crew: Ahhhhhhhhh!1!!

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"We're in a giant car heading into a brick wall at 100 miles/hr and everybody's arguing about where they want to sit."
-David Suzuki

JOHNBOY

Monday, February 27, 2006 11:16 PM

Way out, crazy ideas here. But I think it would be more instructive to stick with ideas that are believable i.e. lists that a hollywood exec *could* (and probably did) come up with in pre-production. Current stars. Sort-of on target, but so, so wrong. A list where you could say "yeah, I see why they thought that...". Not tip-top of the range - no Tom Cruise - because Serenity could not have afforded them.

Here's mine:
Mal: Owen Wilson
Wash: Ben Stiller
Jayne: Vince Vaughn

Let's face it, they seem to come in a job-lot, so maybe Joss could have got all three as a bulk discount.

Zoe: Halle Berry
Inara: Natalie Portman
Kaylee: Hilary Duff (or Lindsey Lohan)
Book: James Earl Jones
River: Lindsey Lohan (or Hilary Duff)
Simon: I got nothing here. Nothing at all.

Cheers,
Johnboy

ASARIAN

Monday, February 27, 2006 11:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SigmaNunki:

Crew: "Junk" is the secret word of the day!

Kaylee: luh-suh? Serenity ain't luh-suh! :)

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

SIGMANUNKI

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 12:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

Kaylee: luh-suh? Serenity ain't luh-suh! :)

Um, I was referencing The Message, not Safe.

Wow, I just checked up on if the above was correct from my box-set... and I was. Off the top of my head...

My name is SigmaNunki, and I'm a Firefly addict.

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"We're in a giant car heading into a brick wall at 100 miles/hr and everybody's arguing about where they want to sit."
-David Suzuki

GUTTERBALL

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 12:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Zaknrfama:
Adelei Iforgotlastname - Mr. T

HA! Ah pity da fool dat mess wit Niska!

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KAYNA

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 1:13 AM

Thanks much Ruxton.
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You know, this is kinda random but your name makes me think of Teddy Ruxbin

RUXTON

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 1:43 AM

Kayna,
Ought not to. It's taken from my last remaining role-model, George Frederick Ruxton, who out-Bonded James Bond 150 years ago, was accepted by the mountain men as one of their own, rode with Kit Carson's men, explored in Africa, Canada, Mexico and in the Rockies, fought for the teen-age queen of Spain and earned a commendation from her, wrote several books of adventure and travel including the DEFINITIVE work on the mountain men...and died at age 27.

FISHSPEAKER

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 1:58 AM

Mal - Johnny Depp
Jayne - Billy Bob Thorton
Zoe - Queen Latifa
Inara - Roseanne Barr
River - Linda Blair
Simon - Alec Baldwin
Book - Ving Rhames
Kaylee - Drew Barrymore
Wash - Christopher Walken (I need more cowbell!)

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

THEPISTONENGINE

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 2:07 AM

I could so see Christopher Walken explaining juggleing goslings...

Quote:
Originally posted by FishSpeaker:
Mal - Johnny Depp
Jayne - Billy Bob Thorton
Zoe - Queen Latifa
Inara - Roseanne Barr
River - Linda Blair
Simon - Alec Baldwin
Book - Ving Rhames
Kaylee - Drew Barrymore
Wash - Christopher Walken (I need more cowbell!)

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

WANNABEMALSBABY

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 3:30 AM

Mal: Nathan Fillion
Inara: Nathan Fillion
Zoe: Nathan Fillion
Wash: Nathan Fillion
Jayne: Nathan Fillion
Simon: Nathan Fillion
River:Nathan Fillion
Book:Nathan Fillion
Kaylee:Nathan Fillion

Hey I'd like to see him pull it off.

"some people juggle geese" -Wash

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