Worst Firefly Cast
POSTED BY: ThePistonEngine
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 1, 2006 02:34
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That is quite possibly the funniest one yet!
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Originally posted by Canundrum69:
I think even thought they are bad choices,
someone might want to consider a Firefly Parody with some of these choices :)
Inara - David Bowie
I'm "HUGE" In Japan!
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Yeah, I generally went by how badly they'd fit in the role personality wise. I definately did not go off of talent or looks, as my list has some fairly talented actors.
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Originally posted by GrayFury:Quote:
Originally posted by ThePistonEngine:
What would the worst Firefly cast be?
Wash - Kenneth Branagh
Neither of those sandyhaired actors have any lips... Coincidence?
"Smellin' alot of IF comin' offa' this plan!"
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Here's my wacky list:
Mal - David Duchovny.
Jayne - Jean Claude Van Damme.
Book - Bill Cosby.
Wash - Dolf Lungren.
Inara - Jennifer Garner.
Zoe - .Hallie Berry.
Simon - Elijah Wood.
Kaylee - Kiera Knightly.
River - Denise Richards.
Badger - Jack Black.
Niska - Rutger Haur.
The Operative - Chris Rock.
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Mal - Eddie Murphy
Jayne - Eddie Murphy
Book - Eddie Murphy
Wash - Eddie Murphy
Inara - Eddie Murphy
Zoe - Eddie Murphy
Simon - Eddie Murphy
Kaylee - Eddie Murphy
River - Eddie Murphy
Badger - Eddie Murphy
Niska - Eddie Murphy
The Operative - Eddie Murphy
Fanty & Mingo - Eddie Murphy & Eddie Murphy
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry
Arizona Browncoats can find me at Gamers Inn on Southern and Gilbert, best chances to find me are Friday nights, playing the Serenity RPG
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'Kay, this has been bouncing around in my head all day...
Mal: William Shatner
Wash: Ben Stiller
Jayne: Christopher Walken
Book: Shaquille O'Neil
Kaylee: An Olsen Twin (Like it matters which one)
Zoe: Martin Lawrence (in his Big Mamma's house fat suit)
Inara: Anna Nicole Smith
River: Katie Holmes
Simon: Tom Cruise (for a extra creepifying angle on the brother/sister relationship)
and, lastly, for a special guest star, Danny Devito as Badger.
Whatcha think?
I have ridden the great moon worm!
-Al Gore
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Originally posted by otma:
Jayne - Woody Allen
OMFG stop, can't stop ROFLMAOWA as Jayne: IIIIII don't know if IIII should be carrying that th-thing (looking at Vera). It looks soo very heavy and IIII'm just this small guy.....(vera goes off in his face as revenge!)
I'll be in my bunk
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How about:
Zoe: Big Momma (Martin Lawrence)
Wash: Ellen DeGeneres
Inara: Jaime Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)
Simon: Richard Simmons
Kaylee: Roseanne Barr
Book: 50 cent
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I love all the suggestions, but I've got one question, dear friends: How is it possible that no one, NO ONE, suggested the best possible male actor for any role, male OR female....
William Shatner!
C'mon...think about it...let it grow and fester in your mind...
"We're just...too pretty..."
OH GOD!!!
It's festering.
I can't think of anyone who would ruin Mal's part more.... and still think he did a good job!
"What is the difference between work and love? Show me..." (JLG) Passion
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KidRegal,
Why not both Olsen twins?
And Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes is, indeed, nasty.
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Don Knotts died two days ago actually.
An I carried such a torch
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Originally posted by copilot:
Don Knotts died two days ago actually.
An I carried such a torch
For Don Knotts?
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