Worst Firefly Cast
POSTED BY: ThePistonEngine
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 1, 2006 02:34
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Not the worst cast. Just maybe not the youngest...
Mal: George Peppard
Wash: Dwight Schultz
Book: Mr T
Simon: Dirk Benedict
Zoe: Claudia Black
River: Gigi Edgley
Inara: Claudia Black again
Kaylee: Say, hows about that Claudia Black?
Jayne: Jason Isaacs
This did start out as a crap / unsuitable / hardly worth the name actor list, but I'm feeling mellow today. I'll settle for a goes-without-saying unuseable cast composed of worthwhile folk.
G
My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on. (Zhaan)
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThePistonEngine:
What would the worst Firefly cast be?
Here are my thoughts:
Mal - Keanu Reeves
Inara - Winona Ryder
River - Reese Witherspoon
Simon - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Zoe - Queen Latifa
Wash - Kenneth Branagh
Kaylee - Christina Ricci
Book - Al Sharpton
Jayne - Orlando Bloom
One other thought, how good of an operative would Juaquin Phoenix make?
You should be shot for this list.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:
Jayne - Steven Segal
Simon - Rick Moranis
Mal - Ben Affleck/Bill Pullman
Inara - Fran Drescher/Katey Segal ("Oh Maaa-AAAaall")
Book - Clint Eastwood
Kaylee - Jaime Pressly/Tara Reid
River - Lindsay Lohan
Zoe - Janet Jackson
Wash - Robin Williams
OMG! Were you an abused child?
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Originally posted by Ruxton:
My choices:
Mal -- Peewee Herman
Zoe -- Eric Idle in drag
Wash -- Jack Nicholson
Jayne -- Alec Baldwin
Book -- Eddie Murphy
Kaylee -- Oprah Winfrey
Simon -- Stacy Keach
River -- Pam Anderson
Inara -- Paris Hilton
Thank god they invented sniper rifles.
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I think even thought they are bad choices,
someone might want to consider a Firefly Parody with some of these choices :)
Zoe - Hank Azaria
Simon - Nathan Lane
Mal - Robin Williams
Wash - Eddie Izzard
Jayne - Willam Defoe
Kaylee - Devine
Inara - David Bowie
River - Mikhail Baryshnikov
Book - Gregory Hines
or
Wash - Sylvester Stallone
Simon - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Book - Jean Claude Van Damme
Mal - Michael Clarke Duncan
Jayne - Bruce Willis
Kaylee - Brigette Neilson
Inara - Demi Moore
Zoe - Rachel MacLeash
River - Liv Tyler
or 25 years later
Mal - Ian McKellen
Jayne - Patrick Stewart
Simon - Richard Harris
Book - Red Foxx
Wash - William Shatner
Kaylee - Julie Andrews
River - Anne Margaret
Zoe - Eartha Kitt
Inara - Julie Numar
I'm "HUGE" In Japan!
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The sports edition!
Mal - John Elway
Inara - Danica Patrick
River - Tanya Harding
Simon - Jeff Gordon
Zoe - Venus Williams
Wash - Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Kaylee - Cami Granato
Book - Terrell Owens
Jayne - Barry Bonds
The ex-Bond actors edition!
Mal - Roger Moore
Inara - Carey Lowell
River - Talia Soto
Simon - Pierce Brosnan
Zoe - Grace Jones
Wash - George Lazenby
Kaylee - Tanya Roberts
Book - Bernie Casey
Jayne - Sean Connery
The other TV shows edition!
Mal - Kiefer Sutherland (24)
Inara - Jennifer Garner (Alias)
River - Grace Park (Battlestar Galactica)
Simon - Hugh Laurie (House)
Zoe - Geena Davis (Commander in Chief)
Wash - Eric Balfour (was on 24)
Kaylee - Rachael Leigh Cook (was on Las Vegas)
Book - Dennis Haysbert (was on 24)
Jayne - Tom Welling (Smallville)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ruxton:
My choices:
Mal -- Peewee Herman
come on, i'd never chage the cast of Firefly, but Peewee Herman...that would be HI-larious.... paul rubens is a genius
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maybe in the Mad magazine version of Firelfy
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I did this on a previous post....where attempts were made to have stars play our BDH's ....I'll try to remember what I wrote....
Mal ~ Steven Wright
Jayne ~ D J Qualls
Book ~ A Phone Book
Wash ~ George W Bush
Inara ~ Rosie O'Donnell
Zoe ~ C3p0
Simon ~ Corky from Life goes on
Kaylee ~ Courtney Love
River ~ The Number 4
With special guest stars...
The Operative ~ Steven Hawking
Mr. Universe ~ Arnold Shwartzenegger
Badger ~ A Badger
Hands Of Blue ~ Waldorf and Statler
Nishka ~ Stripe from Gremlins
Saffron ~ A cheese sandwich
"Smellin' alot of IF comin' offa' this plan!"
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThePistonEngine:
What would the worst Firefly cast be?
Wash - Kenneth Branagh
Neither of those sandyhaired actors have any lips... Coincidence?
"Smellin' alot of IF comin' offa' this plan!"
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