Can we legally form a church?

POSTED BY: Hixie129
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 7, 2006 01:29
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ALEN

Monday, February 27, 2006 8:52 AM

good this post stays here and no tv exec hears about it :/
Dear Joss, bring back FF, fans are getting restless
Cool as a joke, tho

if life were a Lucasarts adventure:
Use CHAINSAW on BOSS. PULL CORPSE. OPEN WASTE DISPOSAL UNIT. USE CORPSE on UNIT. CLOSE DOOR.
USE LIGHTER on CIGARE

FOLLOWMAL

Monday, February 27, 2006 9:24 AM

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Originally posted by BelowZero:
I hope we aren't going straight to Special Hell for this. If we are, I'll look you up, I promise/.

I promise to look you up BZ. And the maypole idea.... yea, anything for our Cap'n.

" You hold. Hold til I get back." Mal

MSCKAREN

Monday, February 27, 2006 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Hixie129:
I think that the branch could be 12, but what about Saffron as #12, She is really hot.

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Also, Saffron is sort of psycotic/evil, and never lived aboard Serenity. Of course, neither was the branch (except in River's mind...)

Well the original 12th apostle WAS Judas so I kinda think Saffron would be a good candidate.

Since I'm UnUv (Unitarian Universalist) according to my old dog tags, I can totally fit this into my theology!

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GRIZWALD

Monday, February 27, 2006 12:27 PM

This whole thread is hi-larious! I love the Ten Commandments, except that of course the "First Rule of Flying" ought also to be the first commandment, right?

I had a friend who started a church once, the Church of Jeff. Same sort of thing, only most of the "beliefs" were either sex or alcohol related. It was a very small but (unfortunately) rather active church.

SERENITYSLITTLEANGEL

Monday, February 27, 2006 2:10 PM

Loving the ideas, everyone!!!! Especially the 10 commandments - but I agree with Grizwald - the first rule of flying should be at the top.

Any dates on the pilgrimage to Nathan? I'll keep the diary free.

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MER

Monday, February 27, 2006 2:54 PM

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Originally posted by Hixie129:

MER couldn't we make Buffy and Angel the Arch Angels?

Oh my god...I never thought of that...hmm Spike, would be a good one too...it's tempting to also put the scooby gang in it as well as the angel crew, but isn't there so many Arch Angels to fill in one spot?

CANUNDRUM69

Monday, February 27, 2006 4:32 PM

Actually........yes we can

Jesus Saves! .... and only take Half Damage!

HIXIE129

Monday, February 27, 2006 5:16 PM

We need several Hymns…. I used my favorite .. Whenever I hear this song, I cry like a baby.

Amazing Joss

"Amazing Joss, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me....
I once was lost but now am found,
Was blind, but now, I see.

T'was Joss that taught...
my heart to fear.
And Joss, my fears relieved.
How precious did that (Show) appear...
the hour I first believed."

Through many dangers, toils and snares...
we have already come.
T'was Joss that brought us safe thus far...
and Grace will lead us home.

Whedon has promised good to me...
His word my hope secures.
He will my shield and portion be...
as long as life endures.

When we've been here 500 years...
bright shining as the sun.
We've no less days to sing Serenity's praise...
then when we've first begun.

"Amazing Joss, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me....
I once was lost but now am found,
Was blind, but now, I see. (end)

HIXIE129

Monday, February 27, 2006 6:22 PM

MscKaren, I also think Saffron would be a good candidate for the 12th apostle..

Believe in the Spirit of the Browncoats, who proceedeth from the Whedon and being of one substance with the Whedon.

HAZE

Monday, February 27, 2006 6:33 PM

Is it odd that having read this tread I now want to write the Whedonist Bible?

I can say Joss dictated it to me while I was in a trance.

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