Worst Firefly Cast
POSTED BY: ThePistonEngine
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 1, 2006 02:34
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I delurk to say
River - Jessica Alba
And I think that is all I need to say. ... Summer would kick her arse anyday though 
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Rob Morrow-Mal
Richard Lewis-Wash
Tracy Morgan-Zoe
Larry David-Wash
Amy Pohler-Inara
Jodie Foster-Kaylee
Will Ferrel-Jayne
David Cross-Simon
Nathan Fillion-River
special guests :
Conan O'brian-Atherton Wing
Richard Geer-Jubal Early
Ricardo Montivan-Niska
Madonna-Badger
Avril Lavigne-YoSafBrij
Rupert Everett-Nandi
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Originally posted by Zaknrfama:
Zoe - Gary Coleman
Holy frickin God you have to be kidding me! I've been laughing so hard at this I almost popped out a contact lens.
I also liked whoever posted Christopher Walken as Wash. Just imagine his delivery coupled with some of that goofy dialogue.
The most bizarre choice I came up with has to be Chris Farley as Mal. I know he's not around anymore but just picture it.
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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
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Mal - George W Bush
Inara - Bernie Frank
River - Hillary Clinton
Simon - Robert Bork
Zoe - Condeleeza Rice
Wash - Al Gore
Kaylee - Arnold Schwarzanegger (sp?)
Book - Clarence Thomas
Jayne - Tony Blair
...actually I would probably pay MORE to see these people reenact OMR than the original cast...make it for charity...yeah, yeah, a CHILDREN'S charity!...people will do anything for a children's charity...
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"Appears they've cancelled the show and we're still here. What does that make us?"
"Big damn junkies, Sir!"
"Ain't we just."
http://karenallover.blogspot.com/
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Is it bad I'm desperate to see Arnie in Kaylee's floral dress / teddy bear overalls???
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20 conversions and counting!!!
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I love all the suggestions, but I've got one question, dear friends: How is it possible that no one, NO ONE, suggested the best possible male actor for any role, male OR female....
William Shatner!
C'mon...think about it...let it grow and fester in your mind...
"We're just...too pretty..."
I've ridden the great moon worm!
-Al Gore
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Mal - Bruce Campbell
Inara - Courtney Love
River - Barbara Streisand
Simon - Elton John
Zoe - Martin Lawrence in the fat suit from Big Momma's House
Wash - Hulk Hogan
Kaylee - Dame Judi Dench
Book - Shaquille O'Neal
Jayne - Woody Allen
And, of course, the Oompa Loompas from the 1971 Gene Wilder Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as Reavers!
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I think this is the worst of the worst. Don't know if this makes me a genius or just sick! Bwaah haa haa haa!
Simon: Leonardo De Caprio
River: Jennifer Love Hewit
Mal: Russell Crowe
Inara: Marcia Cross (The weird redhead from Desperate Housewives)
Zoe: Jennifer Lopez
Wash: Kato Kaylin (O.J.'s former groupie)
Jayne: Seann William Scott (the guy who plyed Stufler in American Pie)
Book: Jessie Jackson
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"Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will."
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If you really wanna stuff things up, put in some Old school WWF characters
mal - hulk hogan
jayne - ultimate warrior
etc etc
now that would be %&^@ed up
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Shatner - ROFL!!!!
:)))))
And imagine him as a captain, lol
"Men...you hold...hold... till I...get back..."
shirst would have to be ripped in fights, and the firefly crew would be in pajamas :D
if life were a Lucasarts adventure:
Use CHAINSAW on BOSS. PULL CORPSE. OPEN WASTE DISPOSAL UNIT. USE CORPSE on UNIT. CLOSE DOOR.
USE LIGHTER on CIGARE
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