Can we legally form a church?

POSTED BY: Hixie129
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 7, 2006 01:29
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SERENITYSLITTLEANGEL

Sunday, February 26, 2006 9:14 PM

How about this:

Our Joss,
Who art in California,
Hailed be your name,
May your series come,
And your will be done,
All around our 'Verse,
As it is in yours.
Give us this day our daily Firefly
And forgive our doubts
As we forgive those who do not worship you
Lead us not into the ways of the evil Fox
But deliver us a Big Damn Sequel
For you are the greatest writer and director of all time, forever and ever.
Amen.

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20 conversions and counting!!!

HIXIE129

Sunday, February 26, 2006 9:17 PM

SLAngel, that is great!

KIZYR

Sunday, February 26, 2006 10:38 PM

Enough with this. If you really seek enlightenment, then read from the Book of Origin. Hallowed are the Ori. KF

~KF

Lord, I'm walking your way. Let me in, for my feet are sore, my clothes are ragged.
Look in my eyes, Lord, and my sins will play out on them as on a screen. Read them all.
Forgive what you can and send me on my path. I will walk on until you bid me rest.
~Haven Prayer

HIXIE129

Monday, February 27, 2006 1:08 AM

This is not for enlightenment, nor is it a study in theology. But is it a way to show much we have been affected by the verse.

DONCOAT

Monday, February 27, 2006 1:25 AM

Communion:
(1) Bite of strawberry
(2) Slug of Mudders' Milk

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I don't disagree on any particular point.

HIXIE129

Monday, February 27, 2006 1:33 AM

YES! I really like that!!!!!!!!

HIXIE129

Monday, February 27, 2006 2:05 AM

Joss took a strawberry, and blessed it, and gave it to Kaylee and said, Take, and eat. This is part of my script. And she did. So we now do this in remembrance of Firefly.

CAPTAINSHINY

Monday, February 27, 2006 2:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FollowMal:

Can our pilgrmage be to gather around the Cap'n once a year in Cali and worship him.... please...

Oh, wait did I say that out loud?

Please diregard any previous statement uttered by this 'coat. She went temporarily insane. She seems to be better now. Well, sort of.

" You hold. Hold til I get back." Mal

No, you didn't say it out loud, you ust typed it for others to read. We don't know you, though, so its OK.

We do need some sort of pilgrimage... is dressing in white robes and walking around the Ka'aba taken?

-Stay Shiny
"The people who made the show, and the people who saw the show, which is roughly the same number of people, fell in love with it, a little bit too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive... In my world, they're called Browncoats."
-Joss Whedon

ARCADIA

Monday, February 27, 2006 2:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hixie129:
Head of the Church: Joss Whedon
Apostles:
1) Mal
2) Zoë
3) Wash
4) Book
5) Inara
6) Jayne
7) Kaylee
8) Simon (hey, this really works!)
9) River
10) Serenity
11) River's feet (this is one of my favorite Apostles. I could worship her feet all day long.) We might even form a monastic sect where day and night her feet are worshipped.
12) ?

Can number twelve please be River's branch from OiS? Please? I'm sort of in love with it, lol...

Possible Commandments (in no particular order):
1. Shot first. :-)
2. Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.
3. Yhe small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.
4. It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.
5. If you ever kill a person, let them be awake, facing you, and armed.
6. When you can't run anymore, you crawl... and when you can't do that, you find someone to carry you.
7. You can't stop the signal.
8. If you're going to stab someone in the back, have the balls to do it to their face.
9. Mercy is the mark of great men (or woman). Aim to be a good man (or woman. Well... aim to be all right.
10. Love. You can know all the math in the 'Verse, but take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her home.

This is a funny thread. :-) If there ever was a firefly church, though, I would be highly alarmed.

"Objects in Space"
River: It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think...

HIXIE129

Monday, February 27, 2006 2:24 AM

Hi Arcadia

Wow the commandments are really good!

I think that the branch could be 12, but what about Saffron as #12, She is really hot.

Next Joss took the cup, and when He had given thanks He gave it to us saying, "Drink of it, all of you; for this is Mudders Milk and its 15% alcohol. So we now do this in remembrance of Firefly.

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