Can we legally form a church?
POSTED BY: Hixie129
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 7, 2006 01:29
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Originally posted by Hixie129:
What about our dogma. In the DBM the Operative is always asking do you know what your sin is? What do we believe, good?, evil?, is there heaven?. Is there penitence? What about pilgrimages. Do we have things like sacraments?
Dogma:
We hold, we hold till Serenity comes back.
Sin:
Good? Evil? We're the ones with the guns. (Sorry wrong movie)
Penitence:
"Forgive me Shepherd for I have sinned it's been 3 weeks since I saw my last episode."
"Say three hail Whedons and watch the Train Job."
Pilgrimages:
Well there is the crew looking to rescue the Ariel ambulance. Once they get that together I think we all need to consider a road trip.
Sacraments:
We must snark with great wit and pepper our lanquage with Fireflyisms. We must share the word of Whedon to all who will hear; but not door to door because that's just creepy and rude.
David
"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon
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Originally posted by Hixie129:
What about our dogma. In the DBM the Operative is always asking do you know what your sin is? What do we believe, good?, evil?, is there heaven?. Is there penitence? What about pilgrimages. Do we have things like sacraments?
Dogma:
We hold, we hold till Serenity comes back.
Sin:
Good? Evil? We're the ones with the guns. (Sorry wrong movie)
Penitence:
"Forgive me Shepherd for I have sinned it's been 3 weeks since I saw my last episode."
"Say three hail Whedons and watch the Train Job."
Pilgrimages:
Well there is the crew looking to rescue the Ariel ambulance. Once they get that together I think we all need to consider a road trip.
Sacraments:
We must snark with great wit and pepper our lanquage with Fireflyisms. We must share the word of Whedon to all who will hear; but not door to door because that's just creepy and rude.
David
"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon
Ok, I'm in. Sounds like my kinda religion!
" You hold. Hold til I get back." Mal
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That's good. I don't think that it would be a lot of money than. Maybe if we put a Bible together we can sell leather bound copies to support the church. And we can produce soft copies for free.
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Thats right we need prayers!
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If you want others to make fun of you, that's the way to go. To quote Tim Allen from Galaxy Quest: "It's just a tv show!" (a good one though). People will have a good laugh at this (including me).
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Don't we need to laugh? I think so. I also think it would be cool to produce a bible. And there are some really great artists on this site. I saw mphillips work it is great. But we need to get the scripture together.
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I ripped apart the Nicene Creed. I am really bad at writing but we need a start of a prayer. I really don't care what the pray contains. So here is the start of a prayer.
Whedon Creed
We believe in Whedon the Father of good writing, Maker of Serenity and Firefly, and of all TV shows that were great and are to come. He spoke thru the Apostles (characters). The Whedon suffered under FOX and was canceled by them, and in two years he rose again according to his promise. He will come again in glory to judge the Networks and his Whedondom will have no end.
And we believe in the Spirit of the Browncoats, who proceedeth from the Whedon and being of one substance with the Whedon. And we believe in one holy Whedonistic and apostolic Church. We acknowledge one Mudders baptism for the remission of sins. And we look for the resurrection of Firefly, and the life of the verse to come. Amen.
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Just a slight addition, those who are immersed must drink their way out ala Peter Griffin.
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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
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A new Serenity Prayer,
Please grant me the power to change what I can
The wisdon to accept what I can't
And 5 seasons of Serenity the series
Amen
David
"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon
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