Random Bonfire in the Pixelated Wood
POSTED BY: liminalosity
UPDATED: Monday, February 27, 2006 02:38
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OOH! This is better than Smeagol and Gollum!
And I do have a lefty hammer! It only likes lefty nails.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom
I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/
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When I worked as a Barman one of the Waitresses came into the Kitchen and asked for a left handed fork. The Chef took the fork off her and put it in her left hand, then told her to give it too the customer...
I've since heard that or at least a variation as a joke, but it's a true story, funny as hell too...
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
You should never give powers to a leader you like that you’d hate to have given to a leader you fear
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Shut up Nerd boy.
AUCitizen
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I just like to say that whenever something doesn't work right for me, it's because it's righthanded. Righthanded pen or whatever.
It all started when I was on a mission trip in high school roofing homes that had been ruined in a hurricane. There were an abnormally large number of lefties on the crew and we all joked about left and right handed hammers and if a nail bent it was becuase it was righthanded and work on the lefty hammers.
But it's surprising how many things really are designed to be used by the right hand only. It does get frustrating sometimes when things are always backwards.
But I'm babbling now.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom
I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/
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*hides under the table in fear of the spilt personality monkey ninjas sure to follow in their master's wake of confusion and slapping*
You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy
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Thinking… thinking… rummaging through the mental file cabinet, scattering thoughts everywhere… “Wait, what’s this? An old thread? ’10 Things I Learned Watching Serenity’… Maybe a souped-up forklift is a better mule,,, no, that’s not it… Transformers make great Reaver ships, no that won’’t help... Any weapon can be borrowed from any other part of the Buffy-verse. Hmmm, River’s blood drenched Reaver sword? River? Simon?!? Brain surgery! That’s it!”
Ok, now to bend the thread around in an arc to pick up an earlier version of Citizen who isn’t in a Raptor fugue state. I’m sure I saw a mirrored door in that hallway back there
Quote:*Lifts Citizen off the floor* “Hey Citizen, have some French fries (she doesn’t dare call them ‘ch*ps’, who knows what would happen) If I have to hear one GWB story, I’ll scream, and we need quiet for a minute.”
Originally posted by citizen: What's going on!
Sombody help me!
Here we go, through the looking glass into Simon’s surgery…
Hours later, after Limi has assisted Simon with the removal of Citizen’s AU chip, under the watchful eyes of Safe and CMS, who stood nearby during the operation with their hammers cocked (in case something went terribly wrong), they all play cards while waiting for Citizen to wake from the anesthetic. CMS and Safe were able to put their hammers to good use, smashing the AU chip to smithereens.
Wonders how Rel is doing, pulls remote from pocket”Guys? CMS? Safe? There’s one more thing wants smashing, if you’re up for it.”
Shiny Trees! Yavanna made Shiny Trees!
Aztecs used the term firefly metaphorically, meaning a spark of knowledge in a world of ignorance or darkness.
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Ack.
Acchhh ack.
Huuurgghhh.
...
Huchk.
...
Greetings... creatures. I am... no longer Rel Fexive. I am...
Someone Else.
Evil Overlords Of The Universe Inc.
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I'm melting I'm melting I'm Going to take revenge on all you idiots I'm melting I'm melting...
AUCitizen
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Quote:*does the Terrifying Space Monkey Homerun/Snoopy Dance around the room for THE CITIZEN*
Originally posted by citizen: I'm melting...
"You're outta the woods
you're outta the dark
you're outta the the night!
Step into the sun
step into the light......"
*Then, remembers Rel's predicament, whatever that might be...*
A shadow passes across the sun
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i got my copy of the UK serenity today
2 days early
whoooooop, i love play.com
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Crayola
You cannot have my beer - Jonathan Woodward
Neil Roberts has the most amazing smile ever and he gives the best kisses
*stands up*
My name is Carol and I thought Oklahoma was in Texas, now I have been enlightened by the almighty actor/country rock god that is Christian Kane....I was not forced to say this in any way
*sits down*
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