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FATHOUNDDAWG

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 11:44 PM

Wow.

Do they drive you to the hospital after, too?

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Zoe: "I don't think she'd harm anyone."
Jayne: "Butcher knife!"
Zoe: "Anyone we can't spare."

GUTTERBALL

Thursday, February 23, 2006 12:01 AM

Sir, I so apologize for the lateness of my reply. I was at work, but that is no excuse. I promise to never let my meaningless life toils interfere with your more important needs/wishes/desires EVER again.

*bows head...to hide snickers*

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Sadly, I know I'm a lot more vulnerable than I think I am, if that makes sense.

Yes it does, and it explains a lot. Or, I should say, it shows how smart you are through the bravado.
You're smart all...a girl! I keep expecting to see evil spock with a goatte whipped on.

Heh. None of that. I am a female, though I've never been particularly girlish. *snerk*

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You can just about defy reality with a brave enough front. A slightly related concept I call the Road Runner Thesis: hurtling forward you can do amazing things, just so long as you never look down while you're over the canyon, 'cause if you do, you fall.

I've long been tempted to try that. Too bad my belief in regular physics flubs up my belief in cartoon physics. *sigh*

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It's easier for you because in the back of your mind you know you're still hot and still not quite in middle age.

*laugh* I swear I never ONCE said I'm hot! I sincerely hate to disagree with you, Sir, but I distinctly remember saying that I put myself smack dab in the middle of the scale.

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Until, of course, it slaps me across the face and says, "Pay attention, dammit!" As it does every now and then

Doubles every year. Just remember. Every year.

Sir, you're a b*stard. Just thought you should know that.

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A prize? Aw, thanks!

Damn. I'm SO not good at this submissive thing, because I was TOTALLY thinking "prick"...Sir.

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Actually, if I had to guess I would guess you're pretty decently hot. It fits with your personality.

I never said that! *grin* I'm more the "cute" side of pretty, much to my eternal dismay. More...say...Drew Barrymore than Carmen Elektra, if that makes sense.

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Hmm, I'm searching for a word, something to capture how I think about that...oh yeah! Liar. I know for a fact the bravado stance comes from being hurt, so it's very likely the feller is seared into your brain.

Actually, the sad fact is that while I'm a GREAT friend and fun to talk to, I am a TERRIBLE girlfriend. I don't do girlfriend stuff, and that seriously does weird guys out. Maybe it is false bravado, but said bravado was formed well before The Guy because it's half the reason I left him.

I wasn't what he needed, though he thought I was. *shrug* He needed someone to...I dunno...take care of. I didn't need that kind of attention, and it made us both unhappy.

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I do believe you have a less than needful way, that I believe. But I also know it's exagerated out of a -oh god forgive me for the words- a defense mechanism. You don't merely avoid the sentimental stuff, you put on a SHOW about it.

True and not true. It's true that it is nature. It's just my way. But it has been blown out of proportion, thanks to the past relationship with The Guy. I was independent before. Now, I'm FIERCELY independent.

See, he tried to kinda coerce me into being dependent, calling it compromise. I compromised so much before I finally broke it off that I barely recognized myself after it was over.

Once I realized what had happened, I determined that it would never happen again. There's nothing wrong with change/compromise in a relationship, but when one side is always compromising and the other isn't, that's...GIVING IN.

Never again, even if I never find a man who appreciates the struggle.

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I also believe you when you say you run away the first time a man says something soft that girls like to hear.

Like the Gingerbread Man, Sir. Like the WIND.

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"Yaaawwwnnn, this has been great bonding...so, I'm a bit sleepy. Wanna bond some more over there on the bed?".

See, a guy

BITTERBIERCE

Thursday, February 23, 2006 1:05 AM

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*griiiiiin*

Bring it on, Sir. Bring it on.

What did I say earlier? Everyone's real brave when they're out of range of my mitts...or my hand. Feel that slight twinge? It was your butt thanking you.

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And sorry to anyone else who feels we've taken over this thread. It's not intentional...it's just that there's so much to say!

Oh Christ. Don't acknowledge them, gut. And if you do, whatever on God's green earth you do, don't damned well crawl around and apologize.

Never apologize, never explain.

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He PROVOKES me! He does it on PURPOSE!

I knew it. You turn on me the second we're faced with inevitable crushing defeat. Women.

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Actually, the sad fact is that while I'm a GREAT friend and fun to talk to, I am a TERRIBLE girlfriend. I don't do girlfriend stuff, and that seriously does weird guys out. Maybe it is false bravado, but said bravado was formed well before The Guy because it's half the reason I left him.

Harken the angels cry, the sixth Seal has been broken. And among the angels lament of Hade's impending Dominion, there came The Prophecy to save Mankind. A creature rumored to exist but protected by the sacral depth of devils and seraphim alike: a girl fuck-buddy who won't get all emotional!

And of course you're some kind of goddamn yankee and live somehwere else. Could go watch Serenity, fuck, watch some Firefly, fuck some more, and then go shoot pool or let you throw some bowling balls through a window or something and then go HOME (after a last fuck clearly); a perfect sunday. You'd have to be outright ugly and bad in bed not to be worth it now. I knew it- you exist and you're unavailable. Oh well, easy come...

GUTTERBALL

Thursday, February 23, 2006 1:26 AM

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What did I say earlier? Everyone's real brave when they're out of range of my mitts...or my hand. Feel that slight twinge? It was your butt thanking you.

Heheheh...no comment.

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Never apologize, never explain.

Never give up! Never surrender!

Except to you, of course.

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A creature rumored to exist but protected by the sacral depth of devils and seraphim alike: a girl fuck-buddy who won't get all emotional!

*grin* Now I feel all Biblical and shit. Nice!

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And of course you're some kind of goddamn yankee and live somehwere else.

HEY! I'm no Yankee! My home state happens to straddle the Mason-Dixon line, thank you very much, Sir. Just 'cause I'm north of the Lone Star don't mean I'm against straddling--

...Wait...heh...I said "straddle"....

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Could go watch Serenity, fuck, watch some Firefly, fuck some more, and then go shoot pool or let you throw some bowling balls through a window or something and then go HOME (after a last fuck clearly); a perfect sunday.

You're making a very good case for me moving to Texas. Or at least making a quickie...errr...QUICK trip. Big jerk.

Sir.

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You'd have to be outright ugly and bad in bed not to be worth it now. I knew it- you exist and you're unavailable. Oh well, easy come...

*grin* I like that you didn't finish that statement.

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EST120

Thursday, February 23, 2006 2:34 AM

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Originally posted by fathounddawg:
Do they drive you to the hospital after, too?

To the best of my knowledge, the ambulance ride is extra.

To further turn your stomach, there is a pizza place in Denver, CO that serves pizza by the pound. They have these giant 7 pound pizzas with the same contest type rules for eating it. I have only seen this on TV. Even an avid pizza lover such as I felt a little queasy after seeing people try to consume that.

FATHOUNDDAWG

Thursday, February 23, 2006 3:01 AM

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To further turn your stomach, there is a pizza place in Denver, CO that serves pizza by the pound. They have these giant 7 pound pizzas with the same contest type rules for eating it. I have only seen this on TV. Even an avid pizza lover such as I felt a little queasy after seeing people try to consume that.

A 7 pound pizza would be like eating 7 pounds of bread...unless it's totally overloaded with toppings. Either way...yikes.

There's an ice cream shop near my house that has some sort of "mega bowl" that's 15 scoops or something like that. 15 scoops of ice cream doesn't sound like a lot...but it sure looks huge.

I can't decide if this conversation is making me hungry or nauseous. lol

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Zoe: "I don't think she'd harm anyone."
Jayne: "Butcher knife!"
Zoe: "Anyone we can't spare."

BITTERBIERCE

Thursday, February 23, 2006 10:47 AM

Ok, first things first, what the hell is a snerk? I mean, it's pretty obvious it's close to snark which is like snarky, but it occurs to me those ain't words neither.

Oh, and watching FF eating good grub after an excellent romp with the new/old girl I inject fluids into these days- she smiles and says "Jayne makes my girl parts tingle". I did have to laugh. Never heard that one before. For some reason, I thought of you.

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"You're making a very good case for me moving to Texas. Or at least making a quickie...errr...QUICK trip. Big jerk"

The key is to be a jerk enough to get women to spread for you. Then you can be nice some, but not too much. Then they say "awwwww" when you do something minimally kind. Then you feel like you've accomplished something, turned a tough guy a little nice. That's the key to you womenfolk, you all want the same thing. You want a bad boy to be good to YOU.

I should teach this to young men for five hundred a pop. The Tony Robbins of poon, except I don't look like Lurch.

* - Messy sex, then fajitas while watching Out of Gas in a gazeebo with a great view...that is my idea of a great evening. You'd have to watch the entire Mexican air force crash land into a liquid petroleum storage facility to get a more satisfying feeling, I'm here to tell you.

"All women have three motivations: the one they say they have, the one they think they have, and the ones they really have" - Sir James

EST120

Thursday, February 23, 2006 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by fathounddawg:
A 7 pound pizza would be like eating 7 pounds of bread...unless it's totally overloaded with toppings. Either way...yikes.

There's an ice cream shop near my house that has some sort of "mega bowl" that's 15 scoops or something like that. 15 scoops of ice cream doesn't sound like a lot...but it sure looks huge.

I can't decide if this conversation is making me hungry or nauseous. lol

I know what you mean. 15 scoops of ice cream is a heck of a lot of ice cream. I love ice cream and all, but that would, obviously, be too much for me. I guess this is part of the problem when it comes to American portion control.

I am amazed sometimes when I look at labels and see how little one serving really is. It makes me feel bad. :(

LITTLEALBATROSS

Thursday, February 23, 2006 2:38 PM

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Yeppers, Not TOO far... (Not like Toronto and Vancouver, thats a drive!)
Ya I guess we are rivals and well all know how Mustangs are... hee hee
I'm in Arts, thinking of sticking around for honours and a minor... I don't know!!!
You're in Poli-Sci eh? How are you liking that?
Do you drive? hee hee

Hey! I resemble that Mustang remark Just kidding!

I like poli-sci, I'm (hopefully) graduating this year with an honors degree. Then I'm going back for a year to complete a diploma in writing before applying to grad school. That's the plan anyway.

So what kind of arts classes are you taking? Is it visual arts or English or...?

Yeah, I drive...

Hiya.
You're doing your diploma at Western?
The grad school, wow you are a machine!
I'm actually in Spanish (its just under the Arts program/college thingy)
after that, time for a real job! Job hunting sucks!
No I'm a horrible drawer. I struggle with stick figures lol.
You have MSN or something? Or is it possible to talk through private messages or something?

Hey,
Yeah it's a diploma/certificate thing (depends on whether you complete it with a degree or after, I find out today which it'll be for me)
And the grad school thing is hopefully!
Spanish - cool.

I got your PM, so will respond with the rest that way.

CHRISMOORHEAD

Thursday, February 23, 2006 5:27 PM

Philosophy is almost a natural reaction to things we don't understand enough to make a science out of, so yes, I get very philosophical about women. Females make no sense.

Males are much easier to understand on average, as their minds usually work in more simple and immediate ways. If a woman can't understand a man, chances are it's because she's thinking too hard.

Both genders are a source of unending frustration for me, but the few times women have entered any of my "circles", things became infinately more confusing. I'd have to say that the happiest times in my life were when I was deployed and there were absolutley no women around. I had to worry about being shot at on a daily basis, but I honestly remember those times being more enjoyable and relaxing than any time I had a female in my life.

Have you ever:
Used your teeth as wire strippers?
Given yourself stitches?
Made improvised munitions with no base supplies?
Pissed in a canteen?
Gone a month without bathing?

If so, you MIGHT just be a !HOOAH MOTHERF*CKER!

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