You are a Browncoat if............................
POSTED BY: imaleaf
UPDATED: Sunday, May 24, 2009 00:11
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Okay I will start this in hopes people keep it going......
Your a browncoat when......you laugh out loud when something is said because it made you think of firefly or serenity
~~River: Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logics. Doesn't make sense.~~
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...You say "SHINY" now instead of "ok"
"Smellin' alot of IF comin' offa' this plan!"
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...when you look in your closet and there is literally a long brown duster with serentiy and independent patches on it hanging there...
I know that's probably off the deep end a bit but I've actually had that coat for many years and never wore it and then I saw SereniFly and realized what a treasure I had hanging there so I bought the patches from one of the retailers listed on this site and slapped them on the coat and now it's really, really shiny and I can't wait to wear it to a convention or something and this is getting really bad and I'm rambling on and on and I'll stop now...sorry...my fanboy jones got the better of me for a second there. Please don't judge to harshly...
"...there's a whole universe of folk who are gonna know it too. They're gonna see it. Somebody has to speak for these people." -Mal
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Can't judge you BrownCoatRecruiter, just am jealous of your REAL browncoat! Cool!
Ok, my turn....
you say gorramit when you mess something up. In front of everyone.. even at work. Well, mostly at work. 
" You hold. Hold til I get back." Mal
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You know you're a Browncoat when . . .
You try to convert your Chinese friends so they can translate for you.
You snicker every time you hear a military official mention the chain of command.
Every time you see an attractive woman walk by, you turn to your friend and say "I'll be in my bunk."
Your friend understands the reference.
You hesitate before biting into an apple.
You think twice about people you meet wearing hats.
Blue latex gloves TOTALLY freak you out.
Someone says they're unarmed, and your first instinct is to shoot 'em.
You look at strawberries in a whole new light.
You never kiss a woman on the lips.
You attempt to throw random Chinese words into everyday conversation.
Every time someone mentions wishes and horses, you get a hankering for steak.
You've seriously contemplated what packaged food and rosemary might taste like.
You've recently taken up Chinese Checkers.
You refer to EVERY SINGLE party you go to now as a "mighty fine shindig."
People talking in movie theaters don't bother you much anymore 'cause you know where they'll end up.
You've tried eating non-Chinese food with chopsticks.
You've taken a sudden interest in rice wine.
You tell every one you know what a postholer’s for.
Your friends are tired of hearing that you can kill them with your brain.
You can say “crack of a baboon’s ass” in Chinese.
You’ve been to Plano, TX just to see if they’ve got any songs about Wash.
You’ve tried to convince your Sunday School teacher to integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God’s creation of Eden.
You know how fast the human body can be drained.
You’ve tried to make your own Mudder’s Milk.
You look for “The Hero of Canton” on Karaoke Night.
You've talked to your doctor about removing a certain nerve cluster in your back, just in case.
You sent last year’s Christmas List to Buddha instead of Santa Claus.
You get a little sad every time you see a leaf floating in the wind.
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...you get an uncontrollable fit of giggles every time you see Reynolds wrap....
...you've accidentally called Father "Shepherd" at Mass (and he got the reference...oh my)....
....your son is only 8 and he is a Browncoat...
...you have an iguana named Jayne because of the aforementioned son...
...you see a WWJD bracelet and think "What would Jayne do?"....
...you spend more time on this board than you do with friends face to face....
...you cried yourself to sleep when you discovered Nathan had a girlfriend!....
"Do not go gentle into that good night....
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. . ."
--Dylan Thomas
Though my soul may set in darkness
It will rise in perfect light.
I have loved the stars too fondly
To be fearful of the night.
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...you cried yourself to sleep when you discovered Nathan had a girlfriend!....
Or when you found out that Summer was Single though you still had no chance...
Though I don't know if she's single or not... I'm just assuming /shrug.
"Th3re !s n0 spo0Ne." -The Matricks
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Originally posted by BelowZero:
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...you see a WWJD bracelet and think "What would Jayne do?"....
...you spend more time on this board than you do with friends face to face....
...you cried yourself to sleep when you discovered Nathan had a girlfriend!....
Is that last one REALLY true?! I WILL cry myself to sleep tonight.
The other two, though, fit me to a tee.
My turn, though
...you say "go-se" instead of crap and your boyfirend tells everyone else not to ask.
...you dream about it at night
...Hero of Canton echoes through your house when you've had a good day.
...your family knows every line of the BDM because you quote it to them, not because they've acutally seen it that many times themselves.
...the rally call to the Battle of Serenity thread inspires you to write letters to everyone you can think of.
...you never, EVER stop believing in and hoping for the return of the Serenity and her crew.
Wacky fun!
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....you try to convert your English Literature teacher by convincing her to check out the BDM because (as you tell them) there are Shakespearean allusions, there are many relevant themes, such as love, heroes/antiheroes, etc. that you are covering in the course, and there is an allusion to The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, which has just been examined that day.
All of this, while other converts are in the room grinning at you.
....you refer to a payday or paycheck as "getting paid in cashy money".
....you study chinese curse words.
....you grin any time the word "shiny" comes up
....(this happenned today) You go out and stumble upon the action figures, and as you go to the counter the clerk asks if you want the trade paperback book (the 3 Comics in one book), because it's their hottest selling item at the time. You then tell all your convert friends.
....And of course you buy it even though you already have all 3 comics.
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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