Busted Gut : Favorite Funny Scenes/Lines
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This one always gets me going, too:
Wash: "I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it."
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Originally posted by asarian:
This one always gets me going, too:
Wash: "I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it."
Ha! That one cracks me up!
Hows about this from OMR:
Mal: I didn't marry her! I don't even KNOW her!
Jayne: Then...can I know her?
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I always really liked River's lines, and the ones in Jaynestown were among the best.
"The snow on the roof is too heavy, the ceiling will collapse. His brain is in terrible danger."
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Simon: I've never shot anyone before!
Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.
My personal favorite, from the movie...
Operative: Do you know what your sin is?
Mal: Aw, hell. I'm a fan of all seven. Right now, I'm gonna have to go with Wrath.
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Don't ahve the specific quotes from it butin Heart of Gold when jayne is in the room with the whore and Mal's trying to talk to him on the radio.Jayne's too busy saying something about what the gal is doing being "dirty" I believe to immediately respond.A nice creepy little Jayne moment.
His drunken moment of love fo rhis rain stick in Our Mrs.Reynolds is funny too.
Basically any scene with Jayne not trying to kill someone is funny most often.
Like a trained ape without the training!
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One of my favorites is from Safe at the end. I can't remember the lines exactly because I loaned out my DVD and it's been a while since I've seen the episode. Anyways, it takes place when the townspeople are going to burn river and everyone arrives just in time. The line goes something like this.
Mal: What's that make us Zoe?
Zoe: Big damn heroes!
Mal: Ain't we just!
Mal's last line gets me every time.
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Mal: No I don't! No I don't!
Which episode was that? I honestly don't know...
Hmm funniest line... That's a tough one, so many HI-larious ones already mentioned...
Hmm I read all and I don't remember seeing:
Wash: Some people juggle geese!
Kaylee: Oh, sweetie, don't feel bad. He
makes everybody cry. He's like a monster!
Mal: I'm not a monster!
Mal: So what does it say in there about divorce?
Mal: Whatever happens, remember I love you!
Zoe: Sir?!
Mal: Because you're my wife!
Kaylee: You couldn't possibly have!
Simon: I wish I was lying. I just -- we'dall just made surgeon, that was it, we were the elite, the world was ours, you know --
Kaylee: -- so you had to be naked.
Simon: Naked, yes, and on top of the statue of Hypocrates, and -- Can you just picture me?
Kaylee: Naked? I'll have to conjure up --it'll be tough.
Kaylee: (cont'd)So the feds came?
Simon: There were no feds. Until I started singing.
Kaylee:(laughing)Oh no! What'd you sing?
Simon: This is not funny. This a morality tale about the evils of sake.
Simon: Are you Alliance?
Early:(not understanding)Am I a lion?
Simon: What?
Early: I don't think of myself as a lion.
(smiles)You may as well, though: I have a
mighty roar.
River: River's gone.
Early: Then who exactly are we talking to?
River: You're talking to Serenity. And Early... Serenity is very unhappy.
Early: Where'd she go?
Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's
NOT incorporeally possessing a spaceship, don't look at me --
Mal: Am I dreaming?
River: We all are.
Mal rolls his eyes.
River: Don't make faces.
River: He takes so much looking after!
So that're all right now, but I'll be back...
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I am 94% Like River Tam
The Fugitive. You are clever and dangerous, which is a nasty combination.
The fact you are crazy too just adds to your charm.
They did bad things to you, but you know their secrets.
They will regret how they made you.
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I'd have t'say that there is no gorram way I could choose one favorite line. However, there was one funniest episode: Our Mrs. Reynolds hands down. That episode kills me everytime that I watch it.
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"She's in Congress?"
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Jayne: Let's move this conversation in a "not Jayne's fault" direction!
Jayne: What'd ya'll order a dead guy for?
Jubal: Your brother's brains'll be flyin every which-a-way! *aside to Simon* You understand. I'm kinda on a clock here. 'S frustratin.
Mal: One of you is gonna fall and die and I'm not cleaning it up!
Niska: Have you ever read the works of Shan Yu?
Mal: You startin a book club? What...are you tryin to...*grunts, chokes, bleeds*...tryin to torture me?
Jubal: You folks are all insane.
Simon: *grins and sits back* Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
Jayne: Well...*slaps table*...I don't like the idea of someone hearin what I'm thinkin.
Inara: No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.
Kaylee: *staring fixedly at Jayne's statue* Everywhere I move...his eyes keep followin me.
Mal: He's got the pretty fits. Soft hands, obviously a moneyed individual. Good skin, all pale and lily-white--
Simon: All right! I'll do it. Just...stop describing me.
And, of course, a completely non-verbal funny: the looks on Jayne's, Wash's, and Mal's faces the first time the Bard sings "The Hero of Canton! The man they call Jayne!" Hahah! Priceless stuff!
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Jayne: I'm just saying, *points at Tracy* Gold.
"Putting the Me in Mercinary, Jayne Cobb."
"Joss, what is the future of television? What will we watch? And how will we watch it? Surely you must know, for you are wise, and slender."
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