Fireflyfans Dating Service

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SAMAFIN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 1:53 AM

divorced mom, college student, 35, montana, seeking Washlike male, with geek tendencies.

eh...that's me in a nutshell...not to imply that i'm nuts or anything...uhm...really.

KIZYR

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 2:07 AM

Mid-20s Reaver seeking someone tasty with smooth skin.
Conversational skills a must. KF

~KF

Lord, I'm walking your way. Let me in, for my feet are sore, my clothes are ragged.
Look in my eyes, Lord, and my sins will play out on them as on a screen. Read them all.
Forgive what you can and send me on my path. I will walk on until you bid me rest.
~Haven Prayer

CYBERSNARK

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 2:07 AM

Single white male, with Book's attitude, Mal's humour, and River's sense of poetry seeking sarcastic, intelligent, strong-willed, non-conformist Kaylee/Inara hybrid in Eastern Ontario.

Don't think this works too well. Like Firefly itself, my tastes and I aren't confined to any single genre. As the Bard wrote: I am large, I contain multitudes.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

COPILOTLEONARD

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 2:44 AM

This looks like fun. Single white female seeking fun loving, sarcastic, adorable, funny, intelligent, pilot of a Firefly class ship in upstate New York. His name should sound either close to Hoban or Wash or Alan (Yeah that one won't be easy.)

"Oh no what could it be? We're all going to die. Who's flying this thing? Oh right, that would be me, back to work"

DOG13000

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:25 AM

Single White Male - I'm a large, Semi-Muscular Man. I live in the Chicagoland area. I'm a geeky, overly sarcastic smartass. Mix between Mal and Wash. E-Mail Me for more details

dog13000@gmail.com

"Someone Ever Tries to Kill You, You Try and Kill Em' Right Back"

BITTERBIERCE

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:29 AM

Large, tall (6'3"), semi-scary, muscle-bound, conscience-free 35 y.o. in SE Houston seeks discreet, cute looking woman who doesn't mouth off about having to sneek around behind the girlfriends' back. She doesn't like Firefly so she deserves it.

Seeks sex, sex, sex, a shooting partner, sex, watching Firefly, and sex. Oh, and sex. Cuddling if I must, but only after. Must like guns and books, and lots of 'em. Women judged almost solely on willingness to put out and looks. Enthusiasm more important than looks, though. Girlfriend gone mondays, wednesdays, fridays and saturdays, so no tuesdays, thursdays or sundays.

Regarding sex: all about energy. Girls who like the sweet romantic stuff need not apply, just old fashioned effing. Me: Dominant, no freak stuff, I can last. You are not in command. As for the rest I don't mind lippy or snide women. Just so long as it stops the second I decide it's time for sex. Which will be often.

COWOFPAIN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:41 AM

Sardonic 17 year old male seeking intellectual and genetic phenom,preferably brunette.(or ginger)(or blonde)(I've seen some blue that didn't look too bad...) Must love weapons.(or tacitly accept their presence) Also must be willing to name first daughter Beatrix Kiddo and second daughter Darla Christina.(As Tarantino and Joss fan first three kinda obvious,Christina for Christina Ricci; her Wednesday Addams was the most beautiful example of poetry ever!)

There. I'll be flooded with responses any second now.

CALLMEATH

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BitterBierce:
Large, tall (6'3"), semi-scary, muscle-bound, conscience-free 35 y.o. in SE Houston seeks discreet, cute looking woman who doesn't mouth off about having to sneek around behind the girlfriends' back. She doesn't like Firefly so she deserves it.

Seeks sex, sex, sex, a shooting partner, sex, watching Firefly, and sex. Oh, and sex. Cuddling if I must, but only after. Must like guns and books, and lots of 'em. Women judged almost solely on willingness to put out and looks. Enthusiasm more important than looks, though. Girlfriend gone mondays, wednesdays, fridays and saturdays, so no tuesdays, thursdays or sundays.

Regarding sex: all about energy. Girls who like the sweet romantic stuff need not apply, just old fashioned effing. Me: Dominant, no freak stuff, I can last. You are not in command. As for the rest I don't mind lippy or snide women. Just so long as it stops the second I decide it's time for sex. Which will be often.

This is a joke, right? No one is this bad. Or at least, they don't openly admit it.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

BITTERBIERCE

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 4:05 AM

A joke? Why? Actually, you'd be surprised how many women are just fine with this sort of thing. Except for the girlfriend thing, what about it was bad? That I like sex? In my experience, women rather like that sort of thing. That I like being in charge? I find women like that too. In point of fact, I generally find women like men who know precisely what they want. Especially if it's them slipping out of their pretties. You'd be surprised how tolerant women are if you're up front.

What I find is this: I get denounced in public but then, quietly and behind the lines, some of the same ones contact me. Say what you want, but I hardly ever sleep alone.

ROLAND19

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 4:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BitterBierce:
Large, tall (6'3"), semi-scary, muscle-bound, conscience-free 35 y.o. in SE Houston seeks discreet, cute looking woman who doesn't mouth off about having to sneek around behind the girlfriends' back. She doesn't like Firefly so she deserves it.

Seeks sex, sex, sex, a shooting partner, sex, watching Firefly, and sex. Oh, and sex. Cuddling if I must, but only after. Must like guns and books, and lots of 'em. Women judged almost solely on willingness to put out and looks. Enthusiasm more important than looks, though. Girlfriend gone mondays, wednesdays, fridays and saturdays, so no tuesdays, thursdays or sundays.

Regarding sex: all about energy. Girls who like the sweet romantic stuff need not apply, just old fashioned effing. Me: Dominant, no freak stuff, I can last. You are not in command. As for the rest I don't mind lippy or snide women. Just so long as it stops the second I decide it's time for sex. Which will be often.

Well I'm gonna go wash my hands now.

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