Oh God! I want to Destroy Everyone!

POSTED BY: RiveR6213
UPDATED: Wednesday, February 15, 2006 16:04
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GUTTERBALL

Monday, February 13, 2006 7:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CantonMudder:
I guess someone didn't like the cornbread either.

Well, it was a little mushy. Maybe not to the point of suffering to the last breath, but pretty close.

Nothin' worse than bad cornbread.

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RIVER6213

Monday, February 13, 2006 7:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AgentRouka:
Have you contemplated that suicide might be the easier option? :)

100& relief from all stupid humans.

0% effort in killing them.

0% boredom and disgust afterwards.

If you're still looking for good sides to humanity: only humans can make ice cream. I consider that a serious upside.

Suicide? Yes, I think of it often, but thinking about it is much different than actually doing it. I rather be in orbit, in a spaceship watching humanity get what it deserves...nuked into the ashes without mercy.

River

AGENTROUKA

Monday, February 13, 2006 7:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Suicide? Yes, I think of it often, but thinking about it is much different than actually doing it. I rather be in orbit, in a spaceship watching humanity get what it deserves...nuked into the ashes without mercy.

River

Be sure to bring toys then. *g* Might get boring once the last of us have wheezed it to the bitter end.

RITTER

Monday, February 13, 2006 7:23 PM

boom

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TAYEATRA

Monday, February 13, 2006 7:23 PM

If you destroy humanity you destroy Joss Whedon and there is no coming back from that.

Plus the fact that a great many people are living in there own version of hell and if you destroy them they'd probably appreciate it. Kinda wrecks your point.

Dark Angel, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Enterprise, Farscape... anything else you'd like to cancel?

SERYN

Monday, February 13, 2006 9:04 PM

River, please do sign this, should you begin to seriously contemplate that whole suicide option.

I River herby declare it my intention that upon the occaision of my death I will leave my three houses, four cars, country club subscriptions, life insurance payouts and all contained therein, to the fine people at Fireflyfans.net. To be used solely for the purpose of financing that site in its continued mission of providing respite from the Firefly-free world, as well as amusing and informing its inhabitants.
I do however leave some of my boundless piles of cashy money to pay of the debts crippling FFFans less fortunate in financial matters than my self, but far outstripping me in the ability to Think Positive.
I feel that this would be infinitly more useful than blowing the entire planet to kingdom fucking come.

Signed _____________________

13/02/06.

Alternatively, you can dump the sodding country clubs, sell one or two of the houses and at least two of the cars, use the money to fly to africa or wherever and start digging wells and building irrigation systems, outfitting hospitals and orphanages.
I.e use all of the material riches you are incredibly fortunate to posess in order to benefit people who still seem to give a crap about the planet they inhabit, who are grateful for every single second of experience they get, because its pretty much all they get. God even just tour the globe, benefiting no-one but your self and taking a really hard look at this little planet you are so casually dismissing because of one species of animal that doesn't happen to be to your taste. Shit, just even take out a subscription to National Geographic. Instead of sitting round a pool in a country club sipping down chemicals and glaring at all the over paid, overstuffed, souless, pampered idiots who apparently frequent the places you hang around a lot of the time.

You hate the people you are forced to come into contact with, but unlike many here you can at least change the people. And if after you've travelled the globe and are still so closed off and bad tempered that you cant find anyone you like, then no, you still don't get to blow up the planet. Because the people who actually live on this rock don't want you too.
But theres always the second option. Just don't forget to sign above first.

Jonus, yes, I realise now that it was probably a joke, but my sense of humor was on holiday yesterday. 'parently still is.

**yes, I realise full well that this could all just be another big joke. But describing a list of wants that nasty and graphic goes way beyond any brand of humor I have ever known before. Its not funny, save it for when a serial killers convention comes to town.

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Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*

HIXIE129

Monday, February 13, 2006 9:14 PM

River6213, I think I LOVE YOU!

BITTERBIERCE

Monday, February 13, 2006 9:25 PM

If the human race must go, so must all life in the universe. None of this "aw, humanity is the bad part", it's all bad or it's not. Crack the globe if you're going to, and kill all the cute puppies and sweet looking animals too. Everything must go!

CITIZEN

Monday, February 13, 2006 9:29 PM

Seryn:
He's just upset because he can't have them ficken sharks with fricken lasers on their fricken heads.

Oh and the Alan Parsons project failed (the big arse laser on the moon, not the group).

Jonus:

Quote:
Originally posted by Jonus:
Attack me, not my opinion.

Oh, okay, you're ugly and you smell bad

River:
If your so rich go to a psychatrist and let them deal with the loose marbles in your head.

Ain't no couches here.

Ain't no Freudian Slip, CitizenIsBored.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
You should never give powers to a leader you like that you’d hate to have given to a leader you fear

RIVER6213

Monday, February 13, 2006 9:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
River, please do sign this, should you begin to seriously contemplate that whole suicide option.

I River herby declare it my intention that upon the occaision of my death I will leave my three houses, four cars, country club subscriptions, life insurance payouts and all contained therein, to the fine people at Fireflyfans.net. To be used solely for the purpose of financing that site in its continued mission of providing respite from the Firefly-free world, as well as amusing and informing its inhabitants.
I do however leave some of my boundless piles of cashy money to pay of the debts crippling FFFans less fortunate in financial matters than my self, but far outstripping me in the ability to Think Positive.
I feel that this would be infinitly more useful than blowing the entire planet to kingdom fucking come.

Signed: River6213

13/02/06.

Alternatively, you can dump the sodding country clubs, sell one or two of the houses and at least two of the cars, use the money to fly to africa or wherever and start digging wells and building irrigation systems, outfitting hospitals and orphanages.
I.e use all of the material riches you are incredibly fortunate to posess in order to benefit people who still seem to give a crap about the planet they inhabit, who are grateful for every single second of experience they get, because its pretty much all they get. God even just tour the globe, benefiting no-one but your self and taking a really hard look at this little planet you are so casually dismissing because of one species of animal that doesn't happen to be to your taste. Shit, just even take out a subscription to National Geographic. Instead of sitting round a pool in a country club sipping down chemicals and glaring at all the over paid, overstuffed, souless, pampered idiots who apparently frequent the places you hang around a lot of the time.

You hate the people you are forced to come into contact with, but unlike many here you can at least change the people. And if after you've travelled the globe and are still so closed off and bad tempered that you cant find anyone you like, then no, you still don't get to blow up the planet. Because the people who actually live on this rock don't want you too.
But theres always the second option. Just don't forget to sign above first.

What are you talking about? I was a volunteer in Green peace for 8 years when I was younger. I have traveled all over this gorram planet, and half those places I traveled to were hell holes devoid of anything good. I pitched in like a good girl and gave a hand in hope of giving others a better chance at a future. I have helped many people, and families in my time, but those were the days when I was an idealist. Those were the days when I had hope for humanity. Those were the days when I believed that there was something worth saving in humans. I used to LOVE people, but no more; I fucking woke up. Humanity is an enemy to be destroyed. It's just that simple.

The one thing human beings are perfect at is hurting, and killing. We are a mean-spirited species. We are mean starting from being children in the school yard, and we carry that meaness into our adulthood.

You can learn everything about the human animal just by observing children in a school yard. We are the masters of destruction. People are evil, just plain evil. And I need to escape from them.

BTW I signed your stupid letter, so if I get into a foul enough mood and decide to do myself in, you can have all that I own... knock yourself out.

River

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