An Alternative Energy Source

POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Sunday, September 7, 2003 04:26
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CALHOUN

Saturday, September 6, 2003 12:40 PM

WOW!

I just had an epithany!

What about condoms with electromagnetic properties? The in/out cycle of intercourse or masturbation etc could very well generate POWER!

~Save the planet by having sex~

I'm prepared to do my part!

I'm thinkin this notion has merit.

concensus?

Jayne - "I like smackin'em"

TRAGICSTORY

Saturday, September 6, 2003 4:04 PM

But friction + sex = CHAFFING Chaffing sucks almost as bad as rug burn. IMHO, the best energy source is geothermal since it doesn't screw up as much things as the other ones do.

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"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger

SARAHETC

Saturday, September 6, 2003 4:16 PM

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Originally posted by TragicStory:
But friction + sex = CHAFFING Chaffing sucks almost as bad as rug burn.

That's where the AstroGlide comes in. It's like WD-40 for your privates.

As someone who should be on the treadmills for energy plan, I'd rather have sex.

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

TRAGICSTORY

Sunday, September 7, 2003 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by Sarahetc:
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Originally posted by TragicStory:
But friction + sex = CHAFFING Chaffing sucks almost as bad as rug burn.

That's where the AstroGlide comes in. It's like WD-40 for your privates.
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Yes, but no friction = no energy... I guess that is why most people have sex in the dark!

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SUCCATASH

Sunday, September 7, 2003 12:54 AM

Well, I've got the Condom Power idea working. Oh boy, this is going to be great!

RITA

Sunday, September 7, 2003 1:41 AM

i can't believe you just wrote this i am wicked earthy crunchy and went to bed thinking about the pollution due to the effluence from factorie producing solar panels and was considering the benefits vs. detriments and i kept thinking about the use of kinetic energy as well of course i since i was thinking on it until i fell asleep i had the weirdest most involved dream that i was working out running in fact on a tread mill listening to my CD walkman and as i ran the batteries recharged and then i log on to see what buffy fans are saying and i see this well gosh did i chuckle

KAYTHRYN

Sunday, September 7, 2003 2:21 AM

Oh no, Tash has worked his way into Browncoats dreams! The only problem I have with the sex=power scenario is... well, wont the power cord get in the way or get tangled in or around... stuff, during sex?

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

SARAHETC

Sunday, September 7, 2003 3:11 AM

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Originally posted by Kaythryn:
Oh no, Tash has worked his way into Browncoats dreams! The only problem I have with the sex=power scenario is... well, wont the power cord get in the way or get tangled in or around... stuff, during sex?

What she said. Plus, that condom is really huge. I think Succatash has a secret and I'd just like to be the first to say: damn.

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

CALHOUN

Sunday, September 7, 2003 4:26 AM

LOL Succatash,

That picture creation is very close to what I had in mind. Its great to be taken seriously for a change.

It should be possible to plug the wires into your house power sockets and feed power directly back into the grid. Just gotta figure out how to avoid electrofrying my man parts..although that could be fun too :)

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