Oh God! I want to Destroy Everyone!
POSTED BY: RiveR6213
UPDATED: Wednesday, February 15, 2006 16:04
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Let's be honest with ourselves, we've screwed up this planet so completely, we all deserve to die; however, if you reduce that total destruction by, say, fifty or so, making sure I'm one of the chosen ones, we could start the whole thing over -- it could be fun!
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Originally posted by ChrisMoorhead:
Humanity shouldn't live, press the freggin button.
I agree. Sorry, Asarian, but if someone pushes a button, I won't have to get all my W2s together and find out just how deeply the IRS will screw me this year. Woot!
Oh, wait. I wouldn't get to drool over Jayne and his many guns anymore. That would kinda suck.
So...W2s or Jayne. W2s or Jayne. W2s or Jayne.
Hm. Gonna have to go with Jayne on this one.
Don't push the button, man!
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Are you a Muslim or Islamic or something? They tend to blow themselves and others up.
Attack me, not my opinion.
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Originally posted by GutterBall:Quote:
Originally posted by ChrisMoorhead:
Humanity shouldn't live, press the freggin button.
I agree. Sorry, Asarian, but if someone pushes a button, I won't have to get all my W2s together and find out just how deeply the IRS will screw me this year. Woot!
Oh, wait. I wouldn't get to drool over Jayne and his many guns anymore. That would kinda suck.
So...W2s or Jayne. W2s or Jayne. W2s or Jayne.
Hm. Gonna have to go with Jayne on this one.
Don't push the button, man!
See, now yer talkin'. :) Yeah; Let's not do the whole killing thingy. Besides, as Mal said, If someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Or we could talk more. :)
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Originally posted by asarian:
See, now yer talkin'. :) Yeah; Let's not do the whole killing thingy. Besides, as Mal said, If someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Or we could talk more. :)
Damn. Now I went and made you all chipper again. *sigh* I guess I wasn't in the right crowd for the whole murdering people conversation.
Just to keep the slate clean -- and my reputation solid, you could say -- I'm still all for the destruction of humanity! I just...you know...wanna drool over Jayne a little more.
He's just so SHINY!
Talk to me in a year or so, and I'll be ALL FOR the whole "push the gorram button!" thing. Swear.
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Originally posted by GutterBall:Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
See, now yer talkin'. :) Yeah; Let's not do the whole killing thingy. Besides, as Mal said, If someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Or we could talk more. :)
Damn. Now I went and made you all chipper again. *sigh* I guess I wasn't in the right crowd for the whole murdering people conversation.
(...)
Talk to me in a year or so, and I'll be ALL FOR the whole "push the gorram button!" thing. Swear.
Sorry you feel bad about making me chipper; but the damage is already done. :) I'm all shiny again.
But there's gotta be some middle ground here. Let's assume somebody's carrying a bullet for us right now and we don't even know it. Can we then do it the Tracey way, and die of old age before it finds us? It has both; it has the dying; and it has the waiting. Call me chipper, but I like it that way. :)
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Originally posted by asarian:
Can we then do it the Tracey way, and die of old age before it finds us? It has both; it has the dying; and it has the waiting.
Oh, HELL no! I don't want to do the "dies of old age" thing! If it's gonna happen, I'd rather it be quick and relatively painless.
I don't wanna see it coming.
Jayne says, "My kinda life don't last long, Preacher." I agree wholeheartedly there. That's my kinda life!
Just think: if someone pushes a button, it's not like you'd notice. One minute, alive and kickin. Next minute, crispy critter.
No pain. No worry. No suffering old age and the deterioration of your body. You didn't even see it coming.
Now, who DOESN'T think that sounds good?
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EGADS! I think I just made something of a serious post! This can't BE! I gotta say something goofy to offset the lack of levity!
Um...I find your lack of pants disturbing! GAH! Wrong fandom!
I give up. Push the button, already.
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Here I sit with a steaming mug of coffee in hand, and supporting the world's first white wine hangover....silly me. Who the hell gets drunk on white wine?
Anyway, I got on this forum and came right to this thread because the title was so compelling. It turns out that I am the author of this particular thread! I don't even remember being on the computer last night. This is a grave sign that I should never drink,and post on forums even though I do agree with the thread title.
Why should humanity exist? Personally, I dont see any reason for it to exist, but since I have no ultimate weapon of absolute destruction, and no pretty red button to push to set it off, I really just need to STFU and sit the hell down.
And the guy who called me an attention whore. Anyone who posts on any forum anywhere is an attention whore up to a certain point including yourself being an attention whore by calling me an attention whore, so get a clue.
Anyhow, I need another cup of coffee and then I'm taking my hungover self, and I'm gonna head over to the Battlestar Galactica board/forum, and argue about last Fridays episode.
Hangovers should be outlawed.
River
P.S. Something tells me that I have a lot of rage within...
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Originally posted by Jonus:
Are you a Muslim or Islamic or something? They tend to blow themselves and others up.
Attack me, not my opinion.
Oh, theres a couple of words you got wrong there sweetie,'stead of 'Muslim or Islamic' the words you are wanting are 'religious or political extremist'
Head scarves and which particular book you subscribe too have absolutely f**k all to do with big red buttons.
Just to let you know, its that kind of wolly thinking that makes me think she's got the right idea.
This is not the forum for gross racism.
And before you all start shouting at me for trolling about and being generally nasty, and as much as I'd love not to bump this thread right back up again, I'm having a really bad, very, very painful day, so i'd love to not be alive at this point in time.
But death is the suckers option.
Deal with it.
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