Oh God! I want to Destroy Everyone!
POSTED BY: RiveR6213
UPDATED: Wednesday, February 15, 2006 16:04
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Give me one good reason why you should all live...just one good reason.
The Powers that be has granted me ONE wish, so now I have the ultimate power to eradicate you vermin, but the catch is, if one person can come up with a good argument why you should all live, I have to back off.
My finger is hovering near the pretty red button of absolute destruction, which on of you can prevent it, or is this another thread down the toilet of life?
Why should humanity live?
What good is it?
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have fun with that
kisses and hugs
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Humanity shouldn't live, press the freggin button.
"Deep in the battlefield covered in blood
Lies an Airborne Ranger dying in the mud
He fought for his country and he died like a man
Though some people back home just wouldn't understand"
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So far I am liking what I'm hearing here. My hand is hovering menacingly over the button of absolute destruction for humanity here. Personally, I say kill them all, but thats me.
I'm drunk and mad right now.
anger is useless when you think about it.
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* too drunk to place swear word here * That's how angry I am.
I didnt think it was possible to get drunk on white wine, but drunk I am, and annoyed at the same time.
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How did I end up being this person in this fraking day and age?
Yikes! triple post! The gods that be shall punish me for this!
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Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
... if one person can come up with a good argument why you should all live, I have to back off.
... River Tam
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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...If you end it all now, you'll never know
if it woulda all worked out ;]
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Don't listen to him, River Tam's a fictional character in a T.V. show that we all love but has been canceled and is never going to come back because the media is controlled by money grubbing assholes who want a wider range of un-dedicated zombies instead of a demographically smaller but much more dedicated fanbase! You must punish them all by destroying humanity and all posessive creations that they covet so dearly along with it! Destruction is the only answer, take no prisoners while spilling the blood of man, JIHAD!
"Deep in the battlefield covered in blood
Lies an Airborne Ranger dying in the mud
He fought for his country and he died like a man
Though some people back home just wouldn't understand"
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... River Tam
Perhaps you thought I was kidding. I was not.
Just the other day, I tried to explain this. In Bushwhacked, River is gazing at the stars, marveling at the wonder of it all, like a child. A girl that can't not feel, feels it all. And what she sees is beauty. How awesome is that! With what she's gone through, you'd expect her outlook on the Verse to be a tad grim. Instead, she beams, from ear to ear, truly lost in the Majesty of it all.
What powerful message! That's the signal you cannot stop. And when it reaches you, it touches you. And suddenly you want to hold! Simply that, to hold the line! And you don't even know what line exactly. But you know you want to hold it, for her. For ever.
The world, when you're in Love, is supposed to look better; the clouds allegedly fluffier, the sun a little brighter. Why, that's all tzao gao! Because the world, with River Tam in it, is still a pretty go-se-ty place; except now, because of her, I want to make it a better one. She brings me hope and reason. Nowadays, when I wake in the morning, I want to wake up the in morning. When it's pouring, I bid the sun to come and do his shiny work; and where there's fire, I call for the rain again. Hope makes better worlds.
So, I humbly ask you: because of River Tam, please hold off on pressing that smite button. We can win this!
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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