Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
POSTED BY: ayrad
UPDATED: Friday, February 18, 2011 06:55
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Okay, one more shiny light bulb to steer us safely through the sky. :)
How many Badgers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in; and the other to badger him about it.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Heres a different kind of contribution
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Niska: You have seen Crow, he likes to stand by the door to say "Cluck!"
Everyone dies alone.
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Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Okay, I'm sure there will be better but... (oh and spoilers for Serenity within)
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
Thanks, my old signature was worn-out.
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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Light Bulb responce:
How many Fux execs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well first they have to mull over it, what kind of lightbulb do the audience want? What color would get the best responce? Do people really want such a strange and eclectic lightbulb that's bright enough to read from and therefore expand ones mind, or should one go with a standard 40% bulb that has a lasting power of only a few weeks but will appeal to 60% of the populous?
Then there's the problem that the eclectic and bright bulb is not a namebrand, despite it's proving to be 100% more effecient from the esoteric though popular namebrands. Though the namebrands as stated have a low light people in general don't seem to care as much so long as it allows them to see the basic shape of their surroundings and not muddle their mind with the possibilities of actually seeing what's in front of them, because then they would have to see what a horrible mess reality really is.
And we must not forget about cost. Yes, the eclectic no name brand is brighter, yes it's stronger, yes it seems to be able to allow people to see better and not become lost in the miasma that is around them, but it's a little costly, not to mention not many people like to be in such bright surroundings. Whereas with the namebrands they can be produced at such a prodigious rate that even though they burn lower and quicker we can replace them so easily that the average person wouldn't even notice it had burned out.
So in conclusion it isn't a matter of personnel and abilities, but cost and effect. We really, therefore, haven't the time to waste on bulbs that burn bright and allow one to see clearly, we're too busy putting out cheap, low burning bulbs that burn out in a matter of weeks. It's how we keep our costs low and our profits high.
Now about that chicken, we're quite interested in that, but can we change the settings from a road to a ballroom? Or better yet we can do a reality program around this chicken. The Surreal Chicken Coop. Dear God that's genius. We're geniuses. Somebody get a grunt to change the lightbulb, we have some writing to do.
If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting
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Why did the chicken cross the road?:
Nandi: To avail itself of our trade.
Bandit: To get one on one time with the Mrs.
Niska: To get away from getting earful from wife.
Inara: To beat Saffron to the rendevous point...what? You didn't see that coming?
Mal: To rise again.
Jayne: Chicken? Uh...I'll be in my bunk...
Operative: It was love, in point of fact.
Niska goon: Because it's the best thing for everyone, I'm right there with you!
Steggy: To get to a fertile land...one called THIS LAND!
T-Rex: I think we should call it HIS GRAVY!
BWAH!
TCM
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Dora Lee (Safe):
And they shall live among the people and you shall know them by their path
THOU SHALT NOT SUFFER A CHICKEN TO CROSS THE ROAD!
nice cover fire
Oh, and I also have a black belt in Smackdown Fu
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
River: This chicken is problematic.
The 'Verse lives on.
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Taking this in a different direction,
Why did the reaver cross the Road?
It's the PAX. The paxilon G36 we added to the air processors....
David
"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon
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