Busted Gut : Favorite Funny Scenes/Lines

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CAPERCAILLIE

Monday, February 6, 2006 1:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by oiamslain:
“I think I really made a difference in their lives. Me, Jayne Cobb!”
“I know your name, jackass.”

Just reading that cracks me up all over again.

The "Kaylee's dead" does it for me everytime.

But my favorite is Mal's "A swhat?" in Shindig.

KITCH

Monday, February 6, 2006 6:40 AM

My virgin voyage, be gentle. HUGE FAN!!!! One of my favorites (there are sooooo many) is in "Our Mrs. Reynolds, when Mal asks Jayne "How much he drank last night?" and Jayne says " I don't know, I passed out". The look on Mal's face is priceless!!! BDH.......

BOOKADDICT

Monday, February 6, 2006 11:35 AM

Jayne in "The train job" I was aiming for his head.
Gets me every time!

LEIASKY

Monday, February 6, 2006 8:29 PM

I have a long list of things that make me laugh...

At the top would HAVE to be Jaynetown. That whole episode was just filled with hilarious lines.

"Too - much - hair"
"Its that all?"
"Hell yes preacher if I didn't have things to do I'd be in there with her."
"He's putting - away - the hair now"

"I swear, when its appropriate."
Jayne tearing up infirmary.
"Now see, this'd be the perfect time
for a swear-word."

"My God, you're like a trained ape!
Without the training"
Dripping with sarcasm. "Enemies? You? No! How can it be? "

"They say the snow on the roof is too
heavy--they say the ceiling will cave
in--his brains are in terrible
danger-- "

And that's just one episode! hee

Tammy

"A government is a body of people usually notably ungoverned."

CAPELLA

Monday, February 6, 2006 8:40 PM

There are so many great funny moments in the series. When I did the screensaver and collected the soundbites just from the Serenity-ep, I could not stop myself from cutting out more and more lines, because they are just so humorous.

I am very fond of Wash. So maybe my two favourite funny lines are both by him.

In Serenity when he plays with his dinos:
"We will rule over all this land and we will call it ... this land."

In The Message, when he talks to the fake alien cow fetus: "Do not fear us, our's is a peaceful race"

I also just love it when the crew bickers Mal in Serenity, because he wants to do business with Patience even though she shot him once and he says: "Everybody is making a fuss" with this very funny-confused undertone in his voice.

Have fun,
Capella

13

Monday, February 6, 2006 9:29 PM

The entire episode of Jaynestown, Mal stabbing Atherton while he's down, Kraal the henchman getting kicked through the engine. My favorite bit of all time, ever, had to be anything with RIver. THe funniest moment on FIrefly was the Geisha doll bit. I piss myself every time.

I think a little chaos is in order.

NAIJALOLA

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 10:38 AM

My Top 3

I'm surprised this hasn't been posted: I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I'll end you.

Also: No, this is what going crazy must feel like.

And:
Jayne: Wanna go little man?
Wash: Only someplace with candle light.

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No power in the 'verse can stop me, baby.

MARKR

Wednesday, February 8, 2006 1:42 PM

most have already been mentioned, but a couple which made me grin are

"you didn't have to stab him"
"yeah i know, it was just funny"

"you could have got off with Book, and spent some time meditating"
"beats just sitting"

KIZYR

Thursday, February 9, 2006 12:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by naijalola:
I'm surprised this hasn't been posted: I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I'll end you.

!!!

I would've mentioned it!

That's the single line that got me hooked onto Firefly. As soon as I heard the words 'pretty floral bonnet', I knew this show was something unlike anything else. KF

~KF

Lord, I'm walking your way. Let me in, for my feet are sore, my clothes are ragged.
Look in my eyes, Lord, and my sins will play out on them as on a screen. Read them all.
Forgive what you can and send me on my path. I will walk on until you bid me rest.
~Haven Prayer

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, February 9, 2006 1:12 AM

From Trash,

Saffron: See, all you have to do to be a rich woman is get over it.

Zoe: (after decking Saf) I'm in.

Though my favorite line also delivered by Zoe(though considering the situation it is delivered in I wouldn't call it exactly funny) is, "If they board us they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very lucky they will do it in that order." Absolute genious.

David

You wanna go, Little Man?
Only if it's someplace nice with candle light.

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