Princess Leia vs Kaylee

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STORYMARK

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 4:54 PM

Prissy Princess?

Sure, and experienced soldier and leader of an intergalactic uprising.

And if we talking Leia in the post-movie novels, she has Jedi training as well.

As much as I love Kaylee, I think the one called Lady Vader would wipe the floor with her.

Though I'd certainly like to see Kaylee borrow Leia's gold bikini....

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

STORYMARK

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 4:57 PM

Darn double posts....

grrr

arg

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

NUCLEARDAY

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 6:32 PM

Oh, I shudder to think.

I will say this, though: Leia harms one hair on our little mechanic's head...

Well, let's just say she'll be wishing she were in the special hell when I'm through with her ;p

SERENITYSLITTLEANGEL

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 6:51 PM

I think that if Leia did attack Kaylee, Leia would be attacked by:

Jayne
Mal
Book
River
Zoe
Simon
Wash...
and all the Browncoats. She'd be killed.

No point in her even trying.

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IMALEAF

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 7:08 PM

I can see Leia get a kick(knocking famous wrench out of hand) and a punch(knocking famous mechanic on ground)and then Zoe would blow her away from her hidden spot on the catwalk. Really now how far away is Kaylee from someone stronger at any point in time?

And as Inara and Leia go I see a fancy ball where the only weapons in sight are the pretty swords hanging on the wall and well then we know what happens, Leia dies and Inara gets flustered because her great dress has blood on it.

~~River: Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logics. Doesn't make sense.~~

MILFORD

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 7:32 PM

I think you're right. Those jedi types have too many rules. You're telling me that Jayne would let Leia even get close to Kaylee? And we all know which way Jayne's moral compass points.

Remember, that but for one trifling exception, the entire universe is made up of others.- Oliver Wendall Holmes

CHRISTHECYNIC

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 9:42 PM

I don't think it's a question of anything other than hardware. The weapons from Star Wars fire slow (relative term) moving energy bolts, with a slow repeat rate. The weapon Kaylee has when fighting the Reavers is a good solid gun.

If Leia doesn't get Kaylee in the first shot (that is if she even gets a first shot) she's screwed. And flashy as blasters may be they don't always kill people in one shot so Kaylee can still be pumping Leia full of too many bullets to count while she's on the ground in pain.

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Now getting Kaylee into a killing mood would be a lot more difficult.

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If it were a hand fight Kaylee wins no problem, Mechanic trumps diplomat.

Kaylee vs. almost anyone else in a hand to hand fight, save Luke back when he was the farm boy and non-combatant droids, she looses.

THEPISTONENGINE

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 9:53 PM

You all are sadly misguided.

Kaylee has no chance 1v1 with Leia. Remember when they rescued Mal from Niska? She wouldn't put a fist up.

Leia v Zoe? Leia wouldn't even try.

Leia v Inara? Depends. Hand to hand, get me the popcorn 'cause clothes are coming off. Guns/crossbow? Probably Inara. Star Wars blasters are notorious for not hitting people.

Leia v Wash? Leia.

Leia v Mal? If she's got the right lipstick.

Leia v Jayne? She's a princess, and she's got lots of money. Leia bribes him, and then dumps Hans Solo for him.

Leia v Book? Book kicks her ass for talking about dark, demonic powers of the force. Either that or he brings up his lecture with lepers.

Leia v Simon? Leia.

Leia v River? Hmmm.... The obvious answer is River, but I don't know. Something tells me the only way that one can end is in Inara's bed.

THEMANTHEYCALLEDJAMES

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 10:05 PM

Dude did you see War stories. There would be no ashes and it would last 10 seconds. If leia was in a good mood.

THEMANTHEYCALLEDJAMES

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 10:05 PM

Dude did you see War stories. There would be no ashes and it would last 10 seconds. If leia was in a good mood.

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