Team Random - Bagpipes and precognition. It's a funny old world!
POSTED BY: Casualty
UPDATED: Tuesday, February 14, 2006 21:14
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Anyone one know anyone else looking for trophy wife, or mistress...
which would be better do you think? The wife or the mistress to a millionaire? (not counting the fact that going out with someone behine some one elses back is pretty damn Bad)
I honestly can't decide...
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Well, personally, I think wife because you get the huge fancy wedding, and then 50% in the divorce.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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*Walks in in time to overhear:
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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Well, personally, I think wife because you get the huge fancy wedding, and then 50% in the divorce.
*Turns right back around and leaves as quietly as possible*
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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yes, but if your a mistress your not obliged to raise his children. I could miss out on the wedding for that.
Plus, these day, pre-nups and everything, you don't normally get much more than you arrived with, and maintenance for the aforementioned kids...
*must. resist. urge. to. say. brats.*
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If I could just marry a millionaire then I wouldn't have to worry about work anymore.
Anyone know anyone looking for a trophy wife?
I'm a millionaire I swear!
Plus I like kids, the bones are smaller and easier to digest.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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I have to admit, there are some very compelling reasons to be a very nice millionaire around here just now... 
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Originally posted by citizen:
I'm a millionaire I swear!
Plus I like kids, the bones are smaller and easier to digest.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
TRAP!!!!
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Originally posted by seryn:
yes, but if your a mistress your not obliged to raise his children. I could miss out on the wedding for that.
Plus, these day, pre-nups and everything, you don't normally get much more than you arrived with, and maintenance for the aforementioned kids...
*must. resist. urge. to. say. brats.*
Nooo problem. First off, find a stupid millionaire. Sweet talk him out of the prenup (or at least sweet talk him into getting a good deal in the prenup), then ship the darling children to an absolutely fantastic boarding school in Switzerland. Really, you have only their best interests at heart.
Then, spend a great deal of time in a little villa in Italy. One can put up with a quite a lot if it's in a villa in Italy.
*Has never thought about this before. Honest.*
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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you have me convinced, but can I have a villa somewhere else? not sure if I fancy Italy, I don't know Italian.
I don't know if I could marry a stupid man... where would the respect be? Oh! thats right, i'm only marrying him for his money! silly me...
And you are right, I think I was playing devils advocate, for some reason, being a mistress just doesn't seem like enough...
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Run Citizen! Run while you can!
No good can come of this discussion!!
Then again... I don't have enough money to worry about it.
I'll just rely on my good looks... damn! I got nuthin'.
I'll just sit quietly in the corner...
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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