THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #21-Know what the chain of command is?
POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Friday, February 10, 2006 13:10
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For the life of him, Jayne couldn't work out where Mal might have hidden his birthday present.
or...
Baldwin found that his Original Series Captain Kirk outfit tended to ride up in the armpit.
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"How will we know... unless we question it?"
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Book (off screen): I ain't gettin on no plane!
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Reavers Vs Oompaloompas, clash of the titans! (I'm talking scary Oompaloompas with orange skin and green hair, not the rubbish new ones)
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After doing a job on a NOKIA 610000000000001 Factory, Jayne still couldnt grasp the tecnique to camera phones.
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Jayne: Let's see... seven letter word for "explosive device".... gorram crossword puzzle....
"It's a cow."
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Jayne goes looking for his orange hat and discovers that someone has used it to drain the spaghetti.
bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----why's the rum gone?-----
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Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
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Jayne looks over at an alliance fed we can't see off camera.
Fed: Mercenary... mercenary... you'd know something about stolen cargo.
Jayne: ......*.......
OR
Gorramit Mal, if I don't get my john thomas somethin to play with soon the girl folk'll be in some trouble.
(sorry for that one)
If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting.
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Jayne(Reading): Take two spoonfulls for acute indigestion...
*throws spoon away*
Glug Glug Glug
Jayne: Last time I let that Gorram girl cook me dinner.
Or
Jayne(Reading): Take two grenades externally for Acute Reaver infestation.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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Originally posted by Misstressahara:
Gorramit Mal, if I don't get my john thomas somethin to play with soon the girl folk'll be in some trouble.
Oh, God! I can't know that!
Eeew!
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
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Jayne(thinking): First the shuttle, now the ship. I swear, if Inara keeps makin' everthin' smell funny, I'm gettin' Mal to toss her out the airlock!
OR
Jayne suddenly realizes the mistake of humming the Fruity Oaty Bar theme in River's presence, as does his manparts...
OR
The new Hero of Canton lifelike statue captured Jayne's essence even better than the last one.
OR
*brrrrrraaaaaap!*
Jayne(thinking): God's balls, what is that smell? Me?!? Note to self: Livin' legend needs less eggs...ai ya!
OR
Jaynebot: Destroy! Destroy! Destr---oooh! Jello!
OR
MAL(OS): Do you wanna run this ship?
JAYNE(thinking): I wonder why my thong rides up so much--hey, is Mal talking to me? What'd he just say?--damn Kaylee is hot--I should be in my bunk--Mal still starin' at me? I better get an angry look--I like eggs--I wish I had nipple rings--hrm, Mal must be waitin' for an answer--I wonder if Inara wears boxers or briefs...prolly nothin' heh heh heh--gorramit, everyone's staring at me now. Maybe they can all know what I am thinkin'?!? Go se!--Y'know, if Wash ever dies, I am so takin' Zoe...takin' her hard--Ai ya! I better answer him...
MAL(OS): Well?
Jayne: Blue! No, red! Uhhh...I'll be in my bunk! *leaves*
MAL(OS): Huh. Don't rightly think I'll ever understand what goes through that man's mind. *shakes head* Oh, well, I guess you can run the ship while I am gone, Doctor...
(wow...I can't believe I made ALL THAT from one screencap...LOL)
BWAH!
TCM
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