Busted Gut : Favorite Funny Scenes/Lines
POSTED BY: serrada
UPDATED: Thursday, September 8, 2016 04:12
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I am going to have to go with Wash in "The Message"
Talking to the alien/cow fetus:
"Do not fear me...ours is a peaceful race and we must live in harmony."
Funniest thing ever!
Also, in same show, when Simon and Kaylee are along and he says that she is pretty much the only girl in the world because everyone else he knows is married, professional, or closely related! And then Zoe comes in and Simon says he isn't very good at taling to girls, and Zoe says:
"Why, is there someone you are good at talking to?"
Then later in the scene, River calles Simon a boob for what he said to Kaylee.
I mean, that is just good TV!
"If they've got guns or brains at all."
"They've got guns."
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oh man, how to choose? i'm gonna have to think on this one 
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The entire episode of "Our Mrs. Reynolds" makes we me laugh out loud, no matter how many times I watch it. Everything from when he opens the crate to the very end is just hilarious.
Some of my other favorites are below:
MAL: You're very lacking in imagination.
ZOE: Imagine that's so, sir.
MAL: Well, you were right about this being a bad idea.
ZOE: Thanks for saying so, sir.
MAL: Did you get word to Patience?
WASH: Yeah, she'll be waiting for us. Didn't she try to shoot you once?
MAL: Everybody's making a fuss.
MAL: Define interesting.
WASH: Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die?
SIMON: Could you not do that while we're - ever?
SIMON: I'm trying to think of a way you could be cruder, but nothing's coming to me.
MAL: (gesturing to River-in-a-box) Oh, is this one for you? You two look - Ah!
It's the wit and humor of Joss Whedon that first hooked me on Buffy, Angel, Firefly and Serenity.
Joss is GENIUS!!!
This must be what going insane feels like.
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I have a few. One of them's the one on my signature, from the deleted scene Inara and Sheydra.
Inara: "Captain Reynolds never touched me, all he ever did was rent me a shuttle and be very, very annoying...(something possibly insulting in Chinese)"
Hi-larious, I giggle madly every time...
From, uhm, Ariel, I think it was, when Jayne spits on the knife or something, making this really nasty noise...
Simon: "Could you not do that while we're like...ever?"
Our Mrs. Reynolds, when Inara hastily explains why she fell even though no one gives a damn...
Zoe: "...and Inara found you here."
Inara: "And then my head got hurt, like Wash."
Mal: "I don't get this."
Inara: "I only fell, is all!"
Then a few moments later, when Simon goes to examine her...
Inara: "No no no, I don't need to be examined...I'm comfy..."
The Message, when Wash is poking fun at Simon after Kaylee yelling at Simon in the cow fetus scene. Is that a sentence?
Wash: "Oh my GOD it's GROTESQUE! Oh, and there's something in a jar."
In the BDM, when Mal goes to rescue Inara...
Operative: "Captain Reynolds, you should know, so you don't waste your time, you cannot anger me."
Inara: "Please, spend an hour with him."
Same scene...
Mal: "Thought an Albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it. Yes, I've read a poem, try not to faint."
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Captain Reynolds never touched me, all he did was rent me a shuttle and be very, very annoying!
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All of you are sorely mistaken. The funniest scene in the whole series and film combined is the first act of comedy in the whole thing. How could all of you forget:
Mail: Kaylee's dead.
(Simon running frantically to the infirmary with no sound, only emotional music only to find Kaylee up and fine)
(Cut to the bridge of Serenity abruptly)
Everyone: HA HA HA HA!
That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen in the history of my TV viewing. That is clearly the best funny of the whole deal.
Of course, this is followed closely by Wash's encounter with the alien cow fetus. That gets me too.
Remember, that but for one trifling exception, the entire universe is made up of others.- Oliver Wendall Holmes
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Mal: No I don't! No I don't!
The only thing that matters is how well you walk through the fire.
C.B.
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Nobody mentioned Wash playing with his plastic dinosaurs in the opening of Serenity?
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Quote:
Originally posted by HappyWlad:
Mal: No I don't! No I don't!
Ah, 'War Stories', my favourite ep.
Also from same - Wash talking tough whilst tooling up, then brandishing the pansiest little purse gun ever.
And Mal and Wash arguing over Zoe whilst being tortured...
Wash: "Screw you!"
Mal: "Get in line."
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"We need a hood ornament."
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Wash: Hey, I've been in a fire fight!
Mal: *disbelieving look*
Wash: Well...I was in a fire.
Mal: *rolls eyes*
Wash: Actually...I was fired...from a fry cook opportunity.
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