Zoe, Inara, Kaykee or River. Which order?
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UPDATED: Friday, February 17, 2006 08:44
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I would have to say:
1. Kaylee, due to her down-to-earth yet also flirtatious nature. She has a certain fragility to her in moments of combat and in a general sense, ie. her feelings, that I also find appealing as a guy: makes me want to care for /protect her all the more. She doesnt mind expressing herself and neither would I if I was in that engine room with her....
2. Inara -- sexy, alluring, curvatious(going back to sexy), strong, smart, gives massages
3. Saphrine -- although not part of the normal cast, her rack pretty much justifies this position, albeit the preceding candidates have more going for them.
4. River -- She's got that "I know I shouldnt be thinking about her in that way, but what if she was wearing..." kinda thing going on....a special kind of Hell....
5. Zoe -- shes scares me, but she looks good for a browncoat in her khakis
I'll be in my bunk.
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dont get me wrong the other girls are hot but i dont know, River has that whole fragile rose going. Im not thinking of the flexibility. But summer glau is beautiful and river character fascinates me. I think i fell in love with her during the River-Reaver fight scene in Serenity.
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Originally posted by Komelion:
Something to keep in mind, River is a miner (17) during Serenity. Where I’m from that equals statutory.
...which sounds completely wrong in my brain-space, as the age of consent is 16 over here and about 50% of people break it anyway. Ahem. Anyway, going on the non-ordained guys only:
Mal gets all the medals in all the categories. Provided that he ever got to the point, unlike with Inara, I think he'd be a pretty faithful lover (and though he's the biggest sexual prude on the whole boat, including Book, I didn't hear Nandi complaining the next morning) and his backround suggests he would be a decent partner/husband, within the confines of having to set up home in his spaceship. I'm possibly biased as I've recently been doing iconage of his topless conversation in the BDM. Me wants.
Wash: *sighs* Jocular, smart, sexy as all hell when piloting a spaceship. I would smack him over the head with a frying pan after about the first five minutes just to shut him up. After that, I'm sure we'd get along fine...
Simon is eye candy, especially when lolling around sans shirt, but at the stage he's at in the series and to a lesser extent the BDM, he's too emotionally stunted (wrong word?) for relationship material. Poor Kaylee.
Jayne doesn't appeal. I can appreciate the attraction a lot of other people feel, but he's just not my type.
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I'll speak on behalf of horny women...Wash, Mal, Jayne, Shepard and then Simon (too uptight)
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Studies have shown that introversion is the result of a specific part of the brain being overactive. Incidentally, this is the same part that controls sexual urges.
Anyway, River, Zoe, Kaylee, Inara, in that order.
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AnimalM0ther wrote:
2. Inara -- sexy, alluring, curvatious(going back to sexy), strong, smart, gives massages
Foot-washings! Don't forget the foot-washings. It's her specialty.
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Aztiel wrote:
I think i fell in love with her during the River-Reaver fight scene in Serenity.
It wasn't the dancing, it wasn't the playfulness... It was hacking apart psychotics with a crude battle axe that got to you.
Understandable {^^}. KF
~KF
Lord, I'm walking your way. Let me in, for my feet are sore, my clothes are ragged.
Look in my eyes, Lord, and my sins will play out on them as on a screen. Read them all.
Forgive what you can and send me on my path. I will walk on until you bid me rest.
~Haven Prayer
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You guys are sick, really; lol.
Ok, here is my shagging order (I can't believe I'm doing this):
Kaylee
Zoe
Inara
Then there's River. She would normally be at the very top of my list, except that I am too much in love with her to even consider it. Besides, her frailty is what most attracts me to her. Well, that, and her eyes.
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Yes I know im weird i like crazy girls ever sicne i saw river (no idea why...maybe there was a subliminal messege!!! lol jk)
River (as long as she doesn't treat willy like she did jayne. ;)
(reffering to the knife)
Inara
Kaylee (spelling?)
Zoe
I thought there were more girls then that though. :( lol i dont even know why im posting here i just wanted to say i like crazy girls i guess.
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River can have a space in my bed when Spike finally clears out. Which isn't looking to be any time soon.
Oooh...now I'm thinking wicked thoughts about River in a leather duster.
"it has some sweet character deaths -- I mean moments!" - Joss Whedon
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